Monday, December 27, 2010

Episode 33 - The REAL Joy of Christmas

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss joys gift giving and getting, but mostly giving, which isn't what you'd think would happen, right? Also, Gwar, politics and listener feedback. iTunes it up people! And Google Black Peter, for real.


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Twisted Sister - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Twisted Sister - A Heavy Metal Christmas
Rob Halford - We Three Kings
Spinal Tap - Christmas With the Devil
Twisted Sister - Silver Bells
Twisted Sister - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
Rob Halford - O Come O Come Emmanuel
Venom - Black X-Mas
Halford - I Don't Care if it's Christmas Night
King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas

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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Episode 32 - Savage Philasophical Fury

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A little preamble to the Christmas Special. Manly gift giving, Batman, blogging and John's Mystic Quest. Also, to wrap things up, some sultry topics from Kim and and a controversial 20 Questions.

John's Mystic Quest
(savage, furious)

Josh's Mystic Quest
(less savage, more informative, equally furious)

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Jonas Hellborg - Put the Shoe on the Other Foot
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Nasum - I Hate People
Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA
So Many Dynamos - This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Wu Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck



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Monday, December 13, 2010

Episode 31 - Super Creepy Thanksgiving Special

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Another shamelessly debauched holiday. Not a mom-safe episode, I'm sad to say. What are we thankful for? Sexual genitals, cascading dicks, creepy science and rap music. Like the butt, nothing else will do.

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Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Bushwick Bill - Call Me Crazy
Gorerotted - Fable of Filth
Interpol - No I in Threesome
Hot Snakes - Lovebirds
Geto Boys - Size Ain't Shit




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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Go Diego Go!


As promised - John was the wouldbe the Bounty Hunter Leia to Diego's speciously imprisoned Han.

Also, note: "Toon" not "Tune

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Episode 30 - The Circle of Life

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John and Josh are reunited. More epic tales of justice, love and cyber-sexiness. Furious masurbation, guest staring Rigancy and Q-Pick. Also, a game. Taste the future.

LL Peachin' it up!


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Frantic Mantis - Obsessive Online Community Drone
The Black Dahlia Murder - Funeral Thirst
Big Black - Fists of Love
Kill Sadie - Taking Candy From Babies
Milemarker - Sex Jam One - Sexual Machinery
Unwound - Kandy Korn Rituals
Divtech - Jedi's Wii
Public Enemy - Power to the People



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Monday, November 22, 2010

Episode 29 - Craig Ferduckin

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John has a whittle bitty tummy ache. We had a guest scheduled, so Kim has to gentleman up, and guest host. Food, foreign affairs and internet friends rear their ugly topical heads, plus we suck up to Craig Ferguson, because maybe he likes podcasts?

The Infamous Cereal Video

The Soggies

The Grimace... WTF right?


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Europe - The Final Countdown
The Crown - Body and Soul
Drive Like Jehu - Golden Brown
The Dismemberment Plan - The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich
Milking the Goat Machine - The Sour Milk Boogie
Anamanaguchi - Overarrow
Frodus - The Day the Buildings Mysteriously Vanished



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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Episode 28 - Too Buncockily

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Josh and John just aren't themselves. Weird. But fear not, they still talk about not being uptight, getting the most hot with a little groping and they revisit some old intellectual stomping grounds. I use the word "intellectual" as loosely as possible.

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ICP - Hokus Pokus
Sean Price - Get Ya Sket Mic
Putrid Pile - Blood Runs Red
Suicide Silence - Something Ivvisible
Evixxion - Transmission
Chris DeBurgh - Lady In Red (Screwed & Chopped remix by Mike Dikk)



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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Episode 27 - Disco Balls feat. Al

This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Al, NJ's premeir McRibspert. We reminisce about job woes, corporate film rental woes and financial woes. Later, we convolute some memories and discuss fashion and food.


Let the reminiscing being!



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Fairyland - Master of the Waves
Afraid! - Ha Ha
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Episode 26 - White Guys in an Attic Part 2

This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The thrilling conclusion to the Season 2 Premier. Still no solid theme song. Still more guests. Still rap battling! Stories from our sordid pasts and musical encounters that will shape our futures. Also, deep analysis of dick-centricity.


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The Dismemberment Plan - Do The Standing Still
These Arms Are Snakes - Big News
Aaron Spectre - Voices
KRS One - Stop Frontin'
Annoying Ringtone - Magicstars
Wu Tang Clan - Da Mystery of Chessboxin'



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Monday, October 25, 2010

Episode 25 - White Guys in an Attic Part 1

This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We tear into season two with hot topics! Controversy, our trademark inveracity, with so much versimility, it borders on punditry. Ting-a-ling, you son of a bitch! Word games aside, though, religion, drug politics and music, mostly, in the first half of our two-part season premier.

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At The Gates - Blinded By Fear
Static X - Black and White
Breach - Heroine
Exhumed - Slaughtercult
Fondlecorpse - Feral Mutant Attack
Young Widows - Mr. No Harm
Marduk - Christraping Black Metal
The Crown - Total Satan



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Monday, October 18, 2010

Episode 24 - Season 1 Finale: Internal Suspensions

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We put a big fat period on Season 1. Say goodbye to the theme music, background sounds, lame-duck segments and awkward pauses you've come to know and love. Next season, we roll out a new and awe-inspiringly dope gestalt of sights and sounds for your sound-viewing pleasure. Food, video games and grandiosity. Also, John talks up his game for the coming rap battle.

Ed Gein video for Bastard

Doomsday Machine Schematic Video for Last Stand on the White Horse Pike


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The Berzerker - Reality
Battlemaster - Power Word: Kill
Ed Gein - Bastard
Napalm Death - Scum
The Beatles - Here Comes the Sun
Divtech - Six Fists in a New Blender
65daysofstatic - Hole
Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade




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Monday, October 4, 2010

Episode 23 - Por Que No Fisto? feat. Matt

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
It's still Too Gentlemen, but a different Too. Matt guest hosts. We talk D&D, music, twitter and the future. Also, a gauntlet is thrown.


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The Berzerker - Reality
Deivos - Onward to Nothing
Old Man's Child - On the Devil's Throne
Ausitort Mort - Le Veilleur du Gran Marche
Kill Sadie - One Question
King Diamond - The Possession
Unwound - Message Recieved




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Friday, October 1, 2010

Episode 22 - The House Plant

Here is the infamous house plant. Bathe in it's glory - armless, soulless and DDT-incapable, though it may be. Instead of taking a picture, John drew a picture. For the record, my beard does not look like that. It's far more Andrew Jacksonesque. Also, I'm not that skinny. MS Paint takes off a few pounds.

-Josh.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Episode 22 - The Argentinian Shuffle

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We commemorate a dear friend - the dogs we love. Also, wrestling, movie spoilers, sentience and riding that rocket into the apocalypse.











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The Berzerker - Reality
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
Psyopus - The Long Road to the 4th Dimension
Decahedron - Delete False Culture
Fuck The Facts - Ballet Addict
Drumcorps - Saddest
Goat Thrower - The Great Coming Deception
Hot Snakes - Why Does It Hurt?
Travis Morrison - People Die




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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Episode 21 - Too Gentlemen Party On

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We turned 21, which means lots of liquor, and inevitably making an ass of yourself and throwing up somewhere where you shouldn't be throwing up. Then, talking about it later. This is later - a play-by-play of our darkest, basest, most debaucherous moments.


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The Berzerker - Reality
Hot Snakes - Audit in Progress
Breather Resist - The Pity party
These Arms Are Snakes - Big News
The Dismemberment Plan - That's When The Party Started




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Friday, September 17, 2010

Episode 20 - Human Matter

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John compares himself to God. Also mosh pit etiquette, shitty kids doing shitty things and the finer points of orgy efficiency.

And keep your ears and eyes peeled for these two charmers.





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Static-X - Push It
Gorguts - Drifting Remains
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Harkonen - Your Name is Shit
Daughters - The First Supper



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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Episode 19 - "Black Metal"

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Happy Labor Day! A noble experiment - we talk about music for almost the whole episode. Making music, recording music, watching music, listening to music, mourning music and objectively measuring the quality of music. Also beer and teaching man to ham.

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The Berzerker - Reality
Gaza - The Kicking Legs
Son of Aurelius - A Good Death
Helms Alee - Betwixt
Psyopus - Imogen's Puzzle
Trans Megetti - Excluding Me
Frantic Mantis - Delta to Delta
Behemoth - Sculpting the Throne of Seth
Converge - Dark Horse
Impaled Northern Moonforest - Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst the Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy




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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Busy week. Proabably no new episode.

sorry folks. taking a week off.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Updates

Not a new episode, just some stuff. We're working on getting in touch with Tyler to get that video of him kicking ass. You'd think he's all tech savvy, but apparently, he doesn't really check his Facebook, and he's got the video. That will be up, ASAP.

Also, our digital fiefdom grows:

Follow us on twitter. @TooGentlemen - dunno what I'm gonna put on here, probably just when we record, when we post and if and when we do exciting podcast related things.

Like us on Facebook. In case the little bar on the side of the blog, under the map, is too face away or something, click here. Like us. It will probably have identical information to the twitter, but it's a different way we can bug you... I mean, uhm... entertain you.

Plus, it all feeds into my master plan, which is to assess my ultimate value based on how many people click that they care about me online. Please, validate me.

-Josh

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Episode 18 - Big Trouble in Little Akihabara feat. Tyler

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're visited by an additional gentlemen, Tyler, who bi-habitates in Japan and NJ. We talk mostly about Japan, but touch on movies, punch-fighting and the finer points of bicyclism. Bad ass karate video coming soon.


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The Berzerker - Reality
Drive Like Jehu - Do You Compute
Dughters - The Hit
Annoying Ringtone (fmdb.cc) - Gabbakick to Your Face
Breach - What's Profound
Bats & Mice - Sliding Scale
Mother Nature - Some Secadas and Wind
Young Widows - Easy Acting (playing in Philly 9/5)
Mother Nature - Some Secadas and Crickets and Wind
Frodus - Out Circuit The Ending



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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Episode 17 - Loaded Up With Moon Units

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We shill for the music industry, discuss towering ambition and touch on deep philosophical issues. Also, fat people = not shitty. G-Mail us! Comment on us! Vote for us!


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The Berzerker - Reality
Gorguts - Hematological Allergy
Milemarker - Sex Jam Two: Insect Incest
Cryptopsy - Slit Your Guts
The Dismemberment Plan - Superpower (Remixed by Erik Gundel)
These Arms Are Snakes - Run It Through The Dog
Frodus - Wardialer
Helms Alee - Borrowed Wind



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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Episode Sweet 16 - On An Infinitely Low Pedestal

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Special guest Christian, Josh's old high school chum. We party hard for our podcast turning Sweet 16, discuss adventures in tattooing and love, rehash the Terminator trilogy and party hard some more.

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Mojo/T2


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Coldworker - An Unforgiving Season
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Monday, August 2, 2010

Episode 15 - The Ignoble Bonobo

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We go old school with sound quality! Elaine sits in, coughs, yells and pops on my microphone a bunch. Movies, monkeys and marshmelloatmeal.


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The Berzerker - Reality
The Dismemberment Plan - I Love a Magician
Fuck the Facts - Secret Asian
Obits - Talking to the Dog
Gorguts - A Path Beyond Premonition
Crowpath - Pigeonsmasher
Aussitot Mort - Une Huere Plus Tard




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Monday, July 26, 2010

Episode 14: Tim Part 2: Not. Shine.E.

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We conclude out adventures with Tim. Having gotten the musket out of our system, we're free to explore intellectual flippancies, other deadly weapons, ancient curses and magic. Also, a story with a dismembered mustache.


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The Berzerker - Reality
Deivos - Burning the Falsehood
Universal Order of Armageddon - Entire Vast Situation
The Trans Megetti - Soon Be Seeing You Later
Decahedron - Cause & Effect
Spawn of Possession - By a Thousand Deaths Fulfilled




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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Episode 13 - Tim Part 1: Cowboy Action Shooting

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're visited by the much bespectacled, formerly mustachioed Tim - preterist, historical re-enactivist, video game designerist and generally great guy. Not our most bawdry, but epic nonetheless. A two-part romp of gentlemanly proportions through history, religion and cinema... with a gun! Nothing is safe!


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The Berzerker - Reality
Zyklon - No Name Above the Names
Hoods - The King is Dead
Hot Snakes - Light Up the Stars
Annoying Ringtone - Cold Hot Dog (fmdb.cc)
Frodus - Suspicion Breeds Confidence



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Monday, July 12, 2010

Episode 12 - Too Gentlemen Represents Unconditional Love Existence

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Another televised gaff leads to a mom-unfriendly intro. We redeem ourselves by mocking stuff from the internet and having opinions on things, then get back to the nitty-gritty with some creepy foreign affairs coverage and magic rocket ship noises.







This Giant Olive Green Ball














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Young Widows - The Heat is Here
Wicked Wisdom - You Can't Handle This (Jada Pinkett's sweet metal band)
Woe - I See No Civilization
Creepy Japanese Infomercial
Creepy Japanese Infomercial
Nasum - Cornered



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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Episode 11 - Jeepers! A 4th of July Special!

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Freedom, Independence, Liberty, Americana and various measures of America's bestness. America's swell! It's a fact! Also, eagles, the freedom of punching lobby and smack talking on the Reds, those bread-line-loving bastards.


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When Johnny Comes Marching Home
This Land is Your Land
America The Beautiful
Battle Hymn of the Republic
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Friday, July 2, 2010

Episode 10 - Beefing with Mrs. Peacock

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John lies before the music even starts. Knife-fighting cheerleaders? Where are they? Not in this podcast! We fall prey to a noisy air conditioner, John loses a bet, Josh gives up sleeper holds, news is reviewed and anecdotes are exchanged. Also, epic names both discussed and bestowed.

Also, do you see this cat?!









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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Episode 9 in the feed. Sorry.

Sorry to anyone who tried to listen on Podcast Alley, Podcast Directory, Podcast Pickle, Podcast 411, or any of the other sites that I dumped our feed on. Apparently, letters with umlauts aren't aggregater friendly; thanks a bunch, Ernst! I fixed it. The episode will be up soon.

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Monday, June 28, 2010

Episode 9 - A Bean-Shaped Erogenous Episode

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This week, on Too Gentlemen... Not a Mom-safe episode. Mom, don't listen, please. Discussion of a televised gaff leads to a very blue episode where-in all things anatomical are discussed in mysterious, scientific and sometimes architectural terms. Special thanks to Wikipedia and Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg.

Also, a creepy video...


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Friday, June 18, 2010

Episode 8 - A Closed-Fisted Punch-Fight Against the American Dream

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss run-ins with the law, going green, work, dreams and dinner. Food is eaten. Mistakes are made. Names are dropped. Lastly, substantial, but seamless and invisible edits are made. As Yakov Smirnoff would say... "WHAT AN EPISODE!"


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Travis Morrison - Word Cop
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Nasum - Idiot Parade
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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Episode 7 - Don't Take Steak From Strangers

This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Noisy episode. We talk about kids in various capacities, compare wildlifes, neglect to mention that "Opinion Zone" is a book that we were reading from, and have lots intrusions: Kris is a brother, Zoey and Mick are dogs, Bill is a grown-ass man and Pipedope is a mixmaster.


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Hot Snakes - Reflex
Cryptopsy - Carrionshine
Brain Banger - The Big Book of Intervention
Breather Resist - A Social Worker's Nightmare
These Arms Are Snakes - Meet Your Mayor
Trans Megetti - Return Ride



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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Episode 6 - We Should Write an Angry Letter

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We gripe a bunch about work, are intruded upon, eat, complain about work more, become aware of how often we mention M.I.L.F.s, complain about other things, briefly talk about rap and death metal, then get shot down on the phone. An angry episode, but gentlemanly.


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The Berzerker - Reality
Daughters - The Hit
Gaza - Carnivore
Milemarker - Occupational Hazard
Bats & Mice - In Spite
Coldworker - A Custom-Made Hell
Young Widows - Swamped and Agitated



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Friday, June 4, 2010

Episode 5 - Our Bell-Ending Exploits

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We discuss foreign affairs, science and history. Once again, we climb the I.L.F. family tree. Why isn't MILF a topic label yet? Because it would be embarrassing for MILF to be our most common topic label.

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The Berzerker - Reality
Fuck the Facts - City of Stone
The Dismembermeny Plan - The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich
Splitter - Valdtagen Sjal
Membrance - Crash
These Arms Are Snakes - Greetings From the Great North Woods
Bolt Thrower - ...For Victory
Skycamefalling - Laura Palmer




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Monday, May 31, 2010

Moving on and up

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Greetings. Editing episodes as we speak. Also, working on getting the podcast up at podcasting sites like Podcast Alley, Podcast Directory, Podcast Pickle, iTunes maybe, and really who ever else will have us. Stay tuned for more updates.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Episode 4 - The Sound of Penetration: Deep Inside MEDs and Alpacalypse Games with Steve And Elaine

A pretty solidly great episode. In addition to our typical banter on movies, Nazis and heavy breathing, we talk new video games and try to sell you a thing. Featuring founding member of Alpacalypse Games: Steve, art person: Elaine and music guy: Josh, who also hosts a podcast called Too Gentlemen.

We go into launch a deep investigation into their new game, MEDs, which is an brick-breaker game with sweet drug references and frantic and ridiculous gameplay. Described as the "unholy merging of Arkanoid and Eternal Darkness!"

Available now for buying and trialing on the XBox Indie Games Netowrk.
It's only $1.00!



Check out the MEDs webpage.

Make Freinds with the Alpacalypse facebook for reviews and junk. Also updates on new games.


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The Berzerker - Reality
First bunch of musical breaks - Music from the Game MEDs by Josh Dawson
Skycamefalling - Shallow Like Sand
Travis Morrison - I'm Not Supposed to Like You But I Do
Breach - Hardly Longer Reality
Cryptopsy - Phobophile




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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

So we are officially moving forward

Since I posted the 3 episodes, I went back and retroactively added keywords and in line players for each post. This will more or less be the format going forward, hopefully at a clip of at least 1 episode a week, although we've got a backlog of like 5 or 6 episodes that I'll throw up here as soon as their edited.

There's lots of post-editing for each episode just to get it down to around an hour and add the music. We're trying to edit in more noises and stuff, making it even noisier and more obnoxious (kind of the same tack we take with Doomsday Machine Schematic), so if episodes are posted a little inconsistently, it's because we want it to sound totally sweet.

I'm very excited by the new episode, which features Steve, creator of MEDs and founding member of Alpacalypse games. Look for that in the next few days.

Lastly, thanks to everyone who's downloaded stuff already. We love feedback, so post comments and email us. As soon as I get RSS feeds figured out, I'll have it up on some podcast sites. I'll let you guys know when that happens as well.

Stay tuned. Thanks. Peace
-Josh

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Episode 3 - Quality Grandma feat. Matt "The Hove" Hovern

This was our first foray into having a guest. Due to hardware and software problems day of, we only have 2 mics, so the sound quality is of inconsistent quality, and has too much reverb. Matt is an expert on our old boss's cat, but the conversation karoomed through epic adventures, epic battles, epic conspiracies, borderline racism and John makes fun of Matt and Josh for flexing the geek muscle. Epic.

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The Berzerker - Reality
Fuck the Facts - Unnamed
Dirve Like Jehu - Human Interest
Drive Like Jehu - New Math
Gaza - Cult
Kill Sadie - The Cocktail Party Effect
Nasum - Words to Die For
THe Dismemberment Plan - Secret Curse



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Episode 2 - This Would be a Great Joke

Thinking maybe the background music too loud. More controversial issues: current events, a cannibalistic tear, jokes, a deep metaphysical violation and movies. The first time we recorded too much and cut the boring parts:

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The Berzerker - Reality
Breach - Bloodlines
These Arms Are Snakes - La Stanza Bianca
Obits - Light Sweet Crude
Nasum - Your Words Alone
Doomsday Machine Schematic - Dead Letters
The Berzerker - The Deception



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Episode 1 - Unappreciated Lesibans: Going Back for Seconds

Our first published Episode! Just John and Josh. Only like a 5 out of 10 for sound quality, but we were still getting the hang of it. Family stories, band stories, throwing some people we know under the bus, our love of animals and our thoughts on cults.

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The Berzerker - Reality
Doomsday Machine Schematic - Murderstorm
The Dismemberment Plan - Onward, Fat Girl!
Hot Snakes - Our Work Fills the Pews
Coldworker - Interloper
Helms Alee - A New Rolls
Nasum - Feed Them, Kill Them, Skin Them
These Arms Are Snakes - Red Line Season



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Monday, April 19, 2010

Episodes coming soon. I Promise.

The list of bands approved for play on the podcast is growing. Episodes will be up soon. We have 2.5 edited and ready to go right now. Once their posted, Expect them weekly.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Fear not, intrepid soon to be podcast listeners

Working out some technical bugs like not having webspace on which to host the podcast, not knowing how RSS Feeds work, having a job that keeps me from editing episodes and lap top chargers dying. I won't even mention that, even as we speak, there are discussions of creative directions, crazy editing ideas, et cetera, et cetera. Episodes will be up soon.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Second Post

I don't think that anyone is reading or visiting yet, and I know no one is following us yet, but there will be podcasts soon to come. The first episode is basically out of post production, I'm just waiting on the OK from my co host. We have more material recorded, waiting to be published to web. Have patience. Apparently, it took us 4 sessions to hit our stride. Episode 1 Going Back For Seconds (Unappreciated Lesbians) coming soon. Like, this week soon.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Welcome, welcome, welcome

Welcome to the Too Gentlemen Podcast Blog. Here you'll find our weekly-ish podcast stuff, including download links to the show, synopses, links, rants, updates and stuff like that, as well as the interstitial music. More to come soon.

Stay tuned. Listen to podcasts.