Episode 103 - Avid Lover of Cats

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guest Kim, whose mic is way too hot and peaks her mic a bunch and picks up the air conditioner the whole time. Awesome right? We get a Hollywood insider with Kim. There is a new segment that went well and other segments that went less well and John abandons the show halfway through. Also, Kim and Elaine will not be welcome back until they promise to not fidget with my mic cables. Also, I think I settled on a theme song and there are some technical issues that I'm still hashing out with this new mixer.

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Episode 102 - Love That Taste

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John gets right to business with an awesome topic, as he boldly calls it. Later, a game is discussed, but not played, an old segment is revisited, discussed, made anew as a game and played and a popular segment is trotted out to fill time. It's a real gas!

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Episode 101 - Wok Family Dragon

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
The world's first peak into the Fuck Pagoda and in the wake of a near-podcast-ending catastrophe. There is an unannounced visitor and extended discussions of Asian Culture. The wretched iron fist of the Pagode Dynasty crashes upon us. We sort of half discuss a concert and movies and fighting and, lastly, there is a story of an epic ordeal - TIMF!

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Episode 97 - The Grim Swamp Doth Fog Mine Eyes

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Another charming clip show... First, some pre-show banter whereupon we stumble the crossroads of Jurassic Park and Black Metal. An outtake from our foray into commercialization follows and is followed by a very angry segment and a game that may or may not have been published before

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Episode 96 or 28 or 62

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
A Piece of Too Gentlemen history! Is this even an episode of Too Gentlemen? Is that Josh or John or Mike or Jay? Who are Mike and Jay? What's going on? HOLY COW?! Listen and enjoy to this bizarre is thoroughly enjoyable experiment in podcast cross promotion.

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I forget what the intro is.

Outro - Horsey Noises by Venetian Snares.

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Episode 95 - 50 Words

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We are joined by Matt again. Or at least Josh is joined by Matt. There are topics that are all right in Too Gentlemen wheelhouse: a Will Smith Movie and food, animals and Matts work. We rustle some jimmies and play some games. Some segments are coming back, including What's Bothering You and the well known but for the first time official - Matt Describes A Thing From the Internet. Also, more Q and A.

Some of the 50 words make mention of a creepy mythological dentata situation.

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Episode 94 - Grognardery

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Matt guest hosts. We have real A-List visitors and discuss podcasting. We explore the fuck palace/pagoda and movies/TV/movies. There's a hot new segment in which we take a hard analytical look at some things that bother our intrepid hosts, and that degrades into deep nerd talk. Also, a game.

Still limited by the art programs on my computer. LAME!!!!

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Episode 93 - Baloney Not Misogyny

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're visited by Elaine. We discuss Josh and Elaine's new place in gory detail, or the gory detail we've imagined therein and the valient conquest thereof. We discuss scams and emotions and lovely lovely games. Also, John has a topic.

Elaine said not to use a picture of her. You creeps might stalk her or some shit. Stay away from my fuck palace.

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Episode 92 - Gently Used

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We are visited Reid, Josh's younger, but not ungentlemanly brother. Mostly, we discuss Reid's grand adventure. In the course of that, we talk about cartoons, hipsters, music, movies, Fraiser, Seinfeld, Stephen King and bean bag chairs. Also shit that is or is not on lock down and a sweet new game that's sweeping the nation. Also, sorry Josh's mic is piercingly loud.

We decided to embarrass Reid with a cool 90s rock-guy photo. Way to look unironically cool, Reid!

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Episode 91 - President Mom

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We do a current event for the first time in a long time. Also, we address some older unexplored topics and dip into some movie talk and some games. In addition to having no music on this computer, I have no photo shop on this computer, so all of this weeks are is straight out of paint.

This is what it looked like this week, podcasting form within my giant water filled bubble

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Episode 90 - Dipping Low on the Couth Meter

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We start off the show discussing homemaking in the fuck palace and discussing words that we can and can't say, which is a Too Gentlemen leitmotif at this point. Also food, weird sex stuff, movies and killing sprees. Wrap it up in a bow with some TV and work talk and you've got an episode.

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Episode 89 - Three Pennies

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by special guest Phil "Lipper" Giodosomethingsomething... I never doubled checked how to spell it. We briefly discuss work, then move onto brutal death metal bands and the members therein. There are controversial topics and fundamental questions. NOTHING IS SAFE! Also, we mull over the words you can and can't say on our podcast and drink beer.

www.PhillyisFunny.com   |    @plipg

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Episode 88 - Serious Clown Business

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guests Matt is here again, and he has a last name all of a sudden. The unrelenting-if-poorly-recorded assault continues. There are topics - dark, dark topics, like a dark, dark, darrrrrk clown talk.
Matt pimps himself. There is a magic moment and John dips his nipple in the fires of Mount Fukushima and it comes out huge and radiated. Also, a world famous game.

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Polinski - Stitches
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
Jay Z - Blue Magic
Tobacco - Nuclear Waste Aerobics
Spinal Tap - Sex Farm

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Episode 87 - Famous Babe Opposite

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guests Matt the HOVE and a miserable hissy hum noise. We get right into it - movie talk, Craigslist talk and apocalypse talk. There's a shockingly not heteronormative questions and answers segment. Then, there not-shockingly heteronormative talk on beer.




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Will Smith - Gettin Jiggy With It
Septic Flesh - Apocalypse
Kill Sadie - One Question
The Mushroom River Band - More Beer

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Episode 86 - Absolutely Men

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss Insurances of various kinds, all supplied, of course, by Too Gentlemen. Then we have topics, both prepared and impromptu. We're visited by Glen and Ben and we discuss another friend of mine, The Count. Also, stories from college and more topics.




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The Dismemberment Plan - OK Jokes Over
The Men - Shittin with the Shah
Strike Anywhere - Hand of Glory
Marilyn Manson - This I Halloween

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Episode 85 - Crap Shoots & Bladders

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Kim is back to discuss more stuff, but not too much more. In fact, it was barely an episode, really. Supposed to just be a long segment, then, poof, there it was, episode 85. We discuss California, finally, and Kim initiates a retrospective. I hope you like the Necro Pope.


Kim, John and Josh not pictured. Only bullshit.

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Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Californicaiton
Queen - Princes of the Universe
Annal Nathrakh - To Err is Human, To Dream... Futile
Flashbulb - California Dreaming

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Episode 84 - Backsplosion Pack

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Kim. This was intended to be a one-parter, but it turned into a two-parter. Uhm... I lost the synopsis for the episode, so not much in the way of description here. Sorry, the music usually has SOMETHING to do with our topics, so read that and guess.

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Doomsday Machine Schematic - Necro Hellride
Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
T-Pain - I'm In Love With a Stripper

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Episode 83 - Smells Like Minneola

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Shira, once again, again. If last week was a Summer Blockbuster, this week is the better, but critically-snubbed direct-to-DVD sequel. Mostly, it's 2 segments - old favorites, in fact. We judge some products and John shows his fierce competitive side in a game that no one likes.

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Mock Duck - Lowly Heights
Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
My Little Pony Theme
Josh - Fuel (Metallica Cover)

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Episode 82 - Won Gentleman

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Shira, once again. Josh is suffering fallout from the Stache Poll. Also there is griping of various kinds about various things - Walmart, health insurance, incest. Nothing too outlandish, you know? We ran out of time, so there'll be a gripping conclusion next week.

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The Dismemberment Plan - Tonight We Mean it
Tubular Bells (Cosmic Mix)
Kansas - Carry on My Wayward Son
Milemarker - Insect Incest

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Episode 81 - Goebbels' Gerbils

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss kids and cartoons and work, but not gripey work. We do some product reviews, which we haven't done in quite some time. Drinks and Food are judged arbitrarily and there is uncontrollable laughter.

Also, we cash in the Stache Poll.

Also, the Gummi Gallery!

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Dismemberment Plan - Manipulate Me
Galactus - The Fantastic Four Cartoon
The Acacia Strain - See You Next Tuesday
Tobacco - Hairy Candy
ddmmyyyy - Digital Haircut
Arsenio Hall feat Bill Clinton

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Episode 80 - Mother Pheasant Plucker

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We take a look back. A retrospective. A fond remembrance of times past. A show comprised of material that was so excellently funny, we couldn't risk including it in the original shows. A B-roll clip show... Episodes 33, 19, 44, 46, 47, 23 and 18. We touch on a bunch of Too Gentlemen standbys: drugs, deep band stuff, work, the WBC. You get the idea.



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PM5K - Organizized
Pig Destroyer - Black Centipede
Unwound - Murder Movies
Tom Jones - I Who Have Nothing
Elevator Music Comp - Rain Stops Play

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Episode 79 - The Almighty Tombstone

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We are joined by Tim for beer and cookies. We discuss dumpy white people, hoagies, Josh's adventures one Sunday and Star Trek. Like his last visit, Tim brought stuff for us to play with. Tim's manliness is proven and we talk about old timey things like blacksmithing and waging war with a charming glibness and some grade A puns.

Also, help crowd source Josh's facial hair and look at some old timey things rendered in charming old timey looking cell phone photos.





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A Creepy Japanese Children's Choice Song
Necrophagist - Stabwound
Rhapsody - Emerald Sword
Freddie Keppard - Salty Dog

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The Stache Poll

What mustache should Josh have?
	The Porn Star
	The Box Car
	The Gringo
	The Abra Kadabra
	The Undercover Brother
	The Trucker
	The Major
	The Jihad Jack
	The Connoisseur
	The Regent
	The Business Man
	The After 8
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"Crowd Source My Facial Hair, Damnit! I Dare You!" - Josh of Too Gentlemen, spoken in title case.

Episode 78 - Flipping the Dog

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Kim for school, accomplishments and big news! There's some friendly banter, a more or less successful improv, a thrilling story about Detectice Cake Von Icing and some technical difficulties. Pretty much, its legitimate shit. Also, we debut a hot new game. HOT!



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Black Cross - Roll Up Your Sleeves
Brain Banger - Creeper
Heliogable - Over Rump Waltz
United Sons of Toil - The Irish Problem
Hot Snakes - Think About Carbs
Bruno - Respect Yourself

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Episode 77 - Megadump

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The bands/movies/shit I made up game returns, with a twist, in fact many twists, all from John. We sort stumble through the whole middle segment, in part by listing the tropes of 90s movies and also in part kind of discussing other movihttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifes and music sort of dryly. Then there's some good stories of ages past. Lots of music and videos to make up for missing content



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Venetian Snares - Poo Yourself Jason
Ablaze My Sorrow - Shrouded Are the Pleasures of the Flesh
Factums - Mumbles
Divorce Party - Womp
DJ Zebra - Shaft Al Malik
LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge
Trances Arc - Not So Tough

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Episode 76 - Eclipsed Moonlight Bonanza

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A classic episode - a Craiglisting adventure leads to deep band talk and we indict our own credibility. There's some Wikipedia fishing, conspiracy theory talk and a fun game. Out of the blue, we break out a loud role play that's pretty awesome. Also, we're getting to the point where we need new mics, and yet here you sit, listening.

As promised, the Mic Check.
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Also, Bro Icing, not Bro Frosting, which I think is what I said.



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Jurassic 5 - Radio
Grails - Silk Rd
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One
65daysofstatic - Conspiracy of Seeds
Echo is Your Love - Playlist Song
Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn

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Not That I Like to Get Political

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Dark Ominous Protest Page with an Easy Zip Code Thing to Find Your Senator

Episode 75 - Pure Sass

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
An episode recorded through the Doomsday Machine Schematic PA. That's why we're so balls-hard and gritty - grindcore mixing board. This is, uh.... experimental. Not much in the way of content, but there are some static noisey spots and mic problems. It's mostly like dissociative fugue. Also, homelessness, serendipity, GI Joe and various New Years Count Downs.

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Devin Townsend - The Fluke
Drumcorps - Time
Reggie Watts - A Future In the Future
Portal - The Sweyy
Meshuggah - This Spiteful Snake
Sofy Major - Cobra Blanc
Mountain Goats - The Best Death Metal Band Ever in Denton

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Episode 74 - Blunk Lobby

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...

It starts off like a Christmas episode, replete with Christmas stuff: food, movies, gifts, family. In a dark turn, we veer into anger management advice, relationship advice and child predator advice. Also, word the poo-phobic, there's poo talk, then some reconcilliatory talk about how awful poo talk is.

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Reggie Watts - Christmas is for Fucking
Irepress - Pistole
Tribe Called Quest - Hot Sex
Disturbed - Down with the Sickness
Daft Punk - Da Funk

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