Monday, December 19, 2011

Episode 73 - The Lunch Gold Equivalency

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We start of with come great and OK topics and some schemes. Some standbys are revisited again - Craigslist and Twitter and we harp on Christmas again. Also, a Too Gentlemen first - a live music performance.




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Pineal Ventana - Uzi Does It
Al Green - Let's Stay Together
Reggie Watts - Thanks For Coming
Too Gentlemen - Feelin' So Good (live in studio)
GZA - Gold
Josh Soloing, not Yngwie Malmsteen
Kill Sadie - One Question
Ephel Duath - Gift



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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Episode 72 - Kbone Thugs N Harmony

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Awkward Craigstlist stories, some tangential music talk and some clever editing. We do some news stories and a bit, and that fails, then there's some games and idle talk, which also fail. You're lucky we love you, because this episode was SOOOO much work.



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Jeru The Damaja - Come Clean
Municipal Waste - Terror Shark
Bone Thugs N Harmony - Notorious Thugz
Doomsday Machine Schematic - Speechless (At The Drive In Cover)
Brian Something - A Planet of Seas



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Monday, December 5, 2011

Episode 71 - Pize On This

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Matt to discuss the cultural bastardization of America. It's classy and meaningful and there's beer for the second episode in a row. We get deep up in there. Also, we discuss love lives and, in a shameful grab for content, we read text messages. The episode was almost called "Fist the Rainbow."

Furthermore, even though I said "Ricist" and tried to do it with a little southern draw, it sounded like I just said "Racist" and my rice pun fell flat. I thought it was soooooo clever.



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Aram Khatchaturian-Gayane - Ballet Suite
Venetian Snares - A Lot of Drugs
Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex
One Dimensional Man - Big Deal
Practical Weapon - Fist
Richard Strauss - Thus Spake Zarathustra


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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Episode 70 - The Sexy Sexy Sereniverse

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We start with some discussion of movies and TV and poorly researched current events. It's sweet. John tells some stories and there's burps and physical comedies, all of which gets Josh's funny card revoked, and an inquisition into his right to have any opinion at all is launched. It ends with the thrilling conclusions of questions and advice.













Also, fuck ya'll. Shriners. Drive. Tiny. Cars.


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The Simpsons Theme
Worst Episode Ever - Cape Feare
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Euclid - Polite Guest
Bellafea - Run Rabbit Run
Organized Konfusion - Questions


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Monday, November 21, 2011

Episode 69 - Silver Bush

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The truth will will set you free. We discuss some old people, roses and prunes. Breaking news and advice, which, after recording, I've called The Straight Dope. Also, we anonymized it after recording. We also spoil Damned by Chuck Palahniuk.This is Josh's favorite outro music so far. It's the shit!















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Family Matters Acapella Theme
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Cryptopsy - Crown of Horns
Static-X - Fix
William S. Burroughs - Words of Advice For Young People


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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Episode 68 - Almost Nihilist in Our Approach to Comedy

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The Naked Gun Edition, which is primarily gym talk and dentist talk. Also, John fails at Veganism, a spacephone supplies news stories and media talk, wherein we discuss television and music. Also, some serious contexts.


What's Up Fat Lip


Lick the Witch


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Naked Gun OST
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Pixies - Broken Face
Holy Molar - Cavity Search
Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight
Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack
Tribe Called QUest - Ham N Eggs
Mongoloid Village - Ship of Fools
Tobacco - Lick the Witch
K-OS - Superstar Part Zero



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Monday, November 7, 2011

Episode 67 - PET!

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
I forgot to type the synopsis as I edited this episode. From memory, here goes nothing: I remember that we started with some unfunny stories and a bunch of stuff about metal shows or something. Also, according to the intro, we talked about obesity and either farting or French people. We ate things in this episodes, too ("et fings" if your from across the pond, like Adele).

I don't know if she laughs in this interview. I hope she does because that's what John talked about. Also, to correct him, she's foreign, not retarded.


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Lamb of God - Black Label
Endless Blockade - Bad Taste
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Gaza - Hospital Fat Bags
Decahedron - Delete False Culture



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Monday, October 31, 2011

Episode 66 - Potent in the Scrum?

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Brought to you by JDM & Daws with the Sauce AKA Marsh & the Potentate of Pomp. We discuss sports at the top of the show, which is weird, so it doesn't last real long. We reflect on high school, and thus, Slipknot and girls. There's lots of music talk and the official answer was decided post-show: El Panico Hispanico.





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Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
Ruben Blades - Decisiones
Limp Bizkit - Counterfeit
Wu Tang vs Jimi Hendrix - When the Fat Lady Sings
Slipknot - Wait and Bleed


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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Episode 65 - Fist Poetry

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guest, Doc Hove. First, an indictment of communications as we know it followed promptly by a vibrant, soulful competition. Degrees are bestowed and challenges aplenty are met. Also, John takes conversations in directions and we shill.


Video by Doc Hove AKA Flexmaster Flex


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Big Black - Big Money
A Tribe Called Quest - Devoted
Chali 2na - International
Distortion of Life - No Brain
Travis Morrison - Churchgoer
The Offspring - Kill The President
Krs One - Can't Wake Up


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Monday, October 17, 2011

Episode 64 - Naked Man Fat-Weight

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We were not real well prepared, so the old standbyes - boring stories about our boring lives and news make an appearance. We discuss the 4000 dumbest people ever and questions about childhood. Also hatemongering vs irreverence vs fun.


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Hot Snakes - Hi Lites
Kid Crash - Slow Applause
The Haunted - One Kill Wonder
United Sons of Toil - Invention vs Innovation
Xbxrx - Regret
Digable Planets - Dog it


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Monday, October 10, 2011

Episode 63 - Pardon the Term

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
I suspect this episode is irreverent on a previous unachieved level. There are topics, cars, numbers and scams that lead off the show. We memorialize tragic events and discuss the sciences of some things. There are 2 would-you-rathers, both completely rhetorical situations and, while we don't say it directly, this was recorded on the Tin Anniversary of 9/11.


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Iron Maiden - The Trooper
Pig Destroyer - Tickets to a Car Crash
The Black Dahlia Murder - Everything Went Black
Lento - Need
Sanrema - Song to the Moon
Joe Satriani - One Robot's Dream



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Monday, September 26, 2011

Episode 62 - Midwife Crisis

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Bill Joins us, and proves that parents are entertained by poop, too. Food and the older generation on the younger generation and stories of the old days, way back when, but oddly sans crotchetiness. We also discuss, but do not play, games and talk out our dreams and ambitions. Es mierda.



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The Flashbulb - My Cold Blue Father
Mongoloid Village - Shit Town USA
The Roots - Water
One Dimensional Man - Drink the Poison
Los Lobos - Cancion Del Mariachi
Julian Plenti - Games For Days
Rage Against the Machine - Fistful of Steel


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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Episode 61 - 6 Nipples Tweaking

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A cavalcade of guests for Hurricane Party 2011. We discuss weather, food and drink, (some of which is consumed on mic), movies, and lots of contrived games like improv and mad libs. Also, chaos reigns when Elaine is loosed from her cage, and then played back in fast-forward.


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Reggie Watts - Rock It
SOD - Speak English or Die
Tribe Called Quest - Buggin Out
Rhapsody - The Village of Dwarves
Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark
The Mars Volta - Intertiatic ESP
Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane



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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Episode 60 - Studio Seques

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
I've been telling people we're going to have my mailman on, but that's just not true. We're joined by Mike Tipping, Ex-Mailman extraordinaire. We discuss movies, off-mic talking, weddings and, of course, the mail. There's also a bunch of nerd stuff, comic books and zombies and whatnot.



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The Crown - Zombified
Faraquet - Cut Self Not
Grails - Black Tar Frequencies
Fergie - London Bridge
Doomsday Machine Schematic - Last Stand on the White Horse Pike
Soundgarden - Mailman



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Monday, August 29, 2011

Episode 59 - Glory Pot

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Technical difficulties and various auditory augmentations make this one of the most edited episodes to date. Sorry about occasional sound quality bombs. We're joined by Elaine, who has some smack to talk about Texas. It's a little boring, so I punched it up. Also, food, arguing and improv. Our acting grows more powerful by the episode.


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White Zombie - Gentlemen Junkie
Job For A Cowboy - Misery Reform
Black Cross - Guess Whos Coming to Dinner
DDMMYY - No Life
The Offspring - Way Down the Line
Aaron SPectre - Half Silver
DJ Zebra - You Really Got Me Remix


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Friday, August 19, 2011

Episode 58 - Podcast Vacation City

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We arbitrarily end Season 2. We admit imperfection, talk on the truths about the internet (Jenkem, the Tree Octopus). We get retrospective. There's more on the guerrilla distribution campaign. It's a secret, so mum's the word, but we're BEGGING for feedback one - too.gentlemen@gmail.com. Also, an epic season finale, but the episodes not over yet so we awkwardly round it out. I wanted to call the episode "Astronomical Dildoes."

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Motorhead - The Game
Sanremo - Dove Si Va
One Diementional Man - Louis
Gorillaz - 19-2000
KRS One - Sound of Da Police
John - Beach Party Vacation City 2011
Josh - Workaday Pimp
Drive Like Jehu - Turn It Off


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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Episode 57 - Alabama Understands

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A LOOOOOONG EPISODE. Mostly, it's side track-laden news reporting: pooping, yiffing and wild allergic reactions. There's also some food talk and eating and drinking on mic, but it's mostly just current events. And some celebrity chit chat. And some snail mail.


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Jurassic 5 - The Game
Boxcutter - Sidetrak
Big Business - Cold Lunch
Buke & Gass - Horse Head Nebula
Powerman 5000 - Public Menace, Freak, Human Fly
Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness
Yuhkinen - XXX
Will Smith - Wild Wild West



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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Episode 56 - ESPN Ocho

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Josh is on vacation, so nothing's really getting done at TG HQ. Matt returns.... or he never left...spooky. After some reminiscence, a little NASA talk, a little Sports Talk, a little Music Talk and a really contrived game. Exciting.

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Venetian Snares - Absolute Smakatrosmic
Gigan - Skeletons of Steel, Timber and Blackened Granite
The Offspring - One Fine Day
The Mushroom River Band - Mud-Crusher
Battlemaster - Powerword: Kill
Eyes of Noctem - Annihilate
Eyes of Noctem - Thy Fire Within
East of the Wall - Clowning Achievement


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Friday, July 22, 2011

Episode 55 - Majority Sluts

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Matt for the first of 2 relatively single-minded episodes about one topic: Sluts. And not much else. Tangentially we touch on rape and lots of uncomfortable stuff about relationships. John talks alot... like ALOT. Also, it's vaguely sociological and vaguely scientific and vaguely mathematical. It's vaguely offensive too.

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Daughters - The Virgin
Heliogable - The Slapped and the Slapper
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Conifer - Crown Fire
Arsis - Half Past Corpse O'clock
The Lonely Islands - I'm on a Boat


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Friday, July 15, 2011

Episode 54 - Honk the Children

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...

We're off to a great start with a lame topic. Fortunately, we quickly get sidetracked. We do some stories about Work, but the good kind, where we don't complain. Necromancers and Aliens and Ninjas, Oh My! Also, little kids.


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The Offspring - Nothing From Something
Divtech - Zombie Children of the Rave Whore
Anaal Nathrakh - Do Not Speak
Infidel Castro - Negativity
And I Watched You From Afar - K is For Killing


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Friday, July 8, 2011

Episode 53 - Shut Up Coma Boy 2 of 2

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Mike of The Review with Greg and Steve for the chilling conclusion. The Topics List continues, more Seth Putnam talk and the most convoluted conversation about employment ever... it leads into longest Too Gentlemen Role Play ever. Also, some politics, which also lead to a Too Gentlemen Role Play... maybe more offensive than the first one.

PS - There might be some silence at the end of the episode. Couldn't be helped. If I'm feeling adventurous, maybe I'll fix it over the weekend... but don't get your hopes up.

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Hot Hot Heat - Buzinezz az Uzual
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Dysrythmia - Iron Cathedral
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Monday, June 27, 2011

Episode 52 - A Numbers Game Part 1 of 2

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Mike of The Review with Greg and Steve.
Fair warning, this episode marks the first time I edited to make things less offensive (disgusting). We discuss sexual entrepreneuriality, obituaries, some ridiculously erect games and some topics from a list. Also, it turns very blue... very very very blue

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The Crystal Method - Name of the Game
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Ruben Blade - Parao
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Episode 51 - The Trick is Hugs

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A surprisingly entertaining plan unfurls. Josh eats ice for awhile. We discuss economic, Nazis, the power of hugs, and Craigslist stuff which quickly gets off topic. Also Tooth Doctors and Kung Fu. Scary Kung Fu.








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Wu Tang vs The Beatles - Da Mystery of Chessboxin
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Meshuggah - This Spiteful Snake
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Episode 50 - Mr Poopypants

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Well, 50 episodes. We did it. And with more than a couple shamefully offensive shows. Kim joins us for one more. Baby body-mods, online dating, books and movies all come up. Also, Space Heaven and a really, really, really ejaculate-intensive Would You Rather.

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Amorphis - Relief x 2
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Iron Maiden - Caught Somewhere In Time
L. Ron Hubbard - The Golden Age of Sci Fi


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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Episode 49 - The Apocalypse with Hoagie and the Flim Flam Man

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We literally countdown to the Apocalypse, but are unprepared when the world doesn't end. Consequently, there are some callbacks from previous episodes and a shameful amount of talk about balls.



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Portal - Trancending a Mere Multiverse
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The Crown - Doomsday King
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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Episode 48 - Hoctopus

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John is brimming with topics. Un visita del gato, a revisit of some old topics and shameful confessions involving life, love and creative license. Also, anytime we say "last episode" or "last week" we mean Episode 46.


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Eek The Cat Theme Song
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Acid Tiger - Feel it
Black Dice - Lazy TV
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Episode 47 - Signs of the Apocalypse

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
No clever quip in the title. Weird, right? Ghost Dad a.k.a. Pete Dawson returns with a compelling case for end of the world, although maybe not when Family Radio says. Science, religion, tradition, history and the Jersey Shore all come into play in this epic (long) episode!

Here's some links to:
His Blog Post about the Apocalypse
Mother Shipton
St. Malachy's Prophecies
Buddhist Prophecies
The Graph That Josh Didn't Understand
A Message Board Conversation About Huge Hadron Colliders, I think

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Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
1349 - Beyond the Apocalypse
Atrophia Red Sun- Sins of Nations
Jakob - Malachite
At The Gates - Legion
Divtech - The Reptilian Overlords
REM - It's the End of the world


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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Episode 46 - Hippo Soup

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're back after an Easter Break. We discuss jury duty, get up on a dangerous and incendiary soap box and talk food. Also, the catharsis of punching and raping less.



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Infidel Castro - Negativity
Bastard Noise - Me and Hitler
The Offspring - LAPD
True If Destroyed - Why Don't You Get It
The Black Dahlia Murder - Contagion



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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Episode 45 - Orgy of Destruction

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We get very physical. For lack of an actual game plan, we discuss gyms and the park, and there's football everywhere. Also, a last-ditch effort for topics and a Roman Incident.


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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Episode 44 - Gusto & Panache

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're back.... at least one of us is. Matt fills in for John and, among other things, we discuss topics, movies, tasteless jokes, games and, finally, INTERNET MEMES! Also, discussions of Vin, Dwayne, Denzel and Snoop Dogg, in 2 different contexts.


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Sins of Omission - Eager for the Fray
Liquid Tension Experiment - Chewbacca
Jurassic 5 - Break
The Flashbulb - Red Vector Acid Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan - Black Bubblegum x 2
The Mushroom River Band - Simsalabim
Verenpisara - Huutoni
Baby Got Back Remix - Sir Mix-A-Lot and Josh Dawson



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Monday, April 4, 2011

Episode 43 - Going Back For Seconds

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
CLIP SHOW! I know your excited. We revisit some material that got cut from old shows - specifically episodes 9, 11, 12 and 17. It's mostly stuff about creepy sex, but I think there's some robots and and movie talk to. Also, the Aristocrats, which we've been teasing for a couple of episodes.


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The Dismemberment Plan - It's So You
Japandroids - Secual Aerosol
Crypstomnesia - Puny Humans
In Flames - The Hive
Amon Amarth - Slaves of Fear
Jaydiohead - Ignorant Swan



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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Episode 42 - Not a Sideshow Anything

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I fixed out problems with Tech. Sorry to everyone, hopefully, this won't be reflected in the iTunes reviews I know you're all going to give.

This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Kim Drago, who may hold the title of most guested friend of the show. Between mic problems and our new house band, it gets noisy. Kim drops some knowledge on previous show topics and fine literature, and also drops some names. Additional music provided by an inconsiderate surf rock band.


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Obits - Standards
Venetian Snares - Crashing the Yogurt Truck
Common - sex 4 Suga
Ensiferum - Deathbringer From the Sky
Daft Punk - Short Circuit
Area - Monotone
Helms Alee - Truly
Harkonen - But, It's My Noise
Heliogable - Over Rump Waltz



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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Episode 41 - TUSK!

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Drugs and epic moments in rock 'n' roll. Also work stuff (but not gripes), donuts and deep, dark, shameful confessions. It's a hoot!

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Doomsday Machine Schematic - Reality
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
Abba - The Piper
Bush - Machinehead
Blur - Song 2
Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams
Alanis Morisette - You Oughta Know
Radiohead - Karma Police



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Monday, March 7, 2011

Episode 40 - The Eternally Placid Robot Man

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're back! After a month of not recording new episodes, here we are baby! Mortal Kombat, booby traps and other violent childhood memories. Also stories of love and loss, which end in stutter-inducing rage.


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Powerman 5000 - Wake Up
Planets - Dude Life
Geto Boys - Gangster of Love
Bellafea - Bones to Pick
Athiest - Second to the Sun
Hot Snakes - LAX
The Lonely Island - The Space Olympics



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Friday, February 18, 2011

Episode 39 - Pulling a Spoonful of Vicodin

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Guy Fartman comes full circle! Be there when the emotional levy breaks! Sweet moves & movies. Mountains of drugs revisited. Emails. Discussion of international outreach and intrigue. Also, inconsistent bleeping and John reviews a book and gets all philosophical.

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Heathen Foray - Armored Bards
Spoonful of Vicodin - My Idea of Anarchy is Taking a Dump on Company Time
Bushwick Bill - Don't Come Too Big
The Crown - The Tempter and The Bible Black
Stretch Armstrong - Outside Looking In
Victor Wooten - Song for My Father
Chaos Theory - Karate Chop



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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Episode 38 - Spooky and Dramatic Part 2 with Pete Dawson

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're back with more of Pete Dawson and the last and spookiest of spooky stories. Also, theories are posited, opinions are opined, John talks a little bit more and the conspiracy starts to come to together. The truth is out there, but trust no one!


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Unwound - Crab Nebula
Fantomas - Experiment in Terror
Ziltoid the Omniscient - Planetsmasher
The Pixies - Levitate Me
Andromeda - Hidden Riddle
Judas Priest - Painkiller




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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Episode 37 - Spooky & Dramatic Part 1 f. Peter Dawson

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Josh's father, Mr. Pete Dawson to explore the deep, dark, mystery-ensconced past of the Dawson family. The first of a 2 episode arc about ghosts and aliens and demons and stuff. A little more narrative, a little more family friendly and a little spookier than usual. Also dramatic.

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Bela Fleck & The Flecktones - UFO Tofu
Liquid Tension Experiment - Another Dimension
65daysofstatic - Drove Through Ghosts to Get Here
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
So Many Dynamos - The Novelty of Haunting



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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Episode 36 - We Love You, Guy Fartman!

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Gangs, music, bad asses and a touch of black metal. Later, some classy theatre stuff like monster trucks, wrestling, rodeos and the sad adults that attend them. Also, unused, wouldbe topics. Promised pictures coming soon.


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Girl Talk - Jump on Stage
GG Allin - One Man Army
No Age - Sleeper Hold
Noism - Man-I-C
The Crown - Give You Hell
At The Drive - Speechless




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Friday, January 14, 2011

Episode 35 - King John's Baloney Scepter

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Jobs, hair cuts, love, secrets of success and cosmic drops in cosmic buckets.
Also Moby, LCD Sound System, John's secret fondness for kid's music and a shameful lack of Black Metal.


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I - The Storm I Ride
Black Cross - Business is Everything
The Flashbulb - Girls Suck But I Don't
LCD Sound System - Thrills
Josh Dawson/Doomsday Machine Schematic - 90 NPS (90 Bitpunches Remix)
Wu Tang vs The Beatles - C.R.E.A.M.
Jaydiohead - Dirt Off Your Android



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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Episode 34 - 4,000 Defeats

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Happy New Year, but an old episode, refreshed and made new in the wake tech trouble. Recorded in October and refreshed in December. Schemes, complaints and dubious rockstar activity. Also, later, pool girls, school girls and nudists. It's a zinger!


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Frantic Mantis - Dark Horizons
Medications - Exercise Your Futility
Amon Amarth - Bastards of a Lying Breed
Fuck the Facts - Dear Shit Book
Super Furry Animals - Crazy Naked Girls
Rhapsody - Holy Thunderforce



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