Episode 103 - Avid Lover of Cats

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guest Kim, whose mic is way too hot and peaks her mic a bunch and picks up the air conditioner the whole time. Awesome right? We get a Hollywood insider with Kim. There is a new segment that went well and other segments that went less well and John abandons the show halfway through. Also, Kim and Elaine will not be welcome back until they promise to not fidget with my mic cables. Also, I think I settled on a theme song and there are some technical issues that I'm still hashing out with this new mixer.

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Episode 95 - 50 Words

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We are joined by Matt again. Or at least Josh is joined by Matt. There are topics that are all right in Too Gentlemen wheelhouse: a Will Smith Movie and food, animals and Matts work. We rustle some jimmies and play some games. Some segments are coming back, including What's Bothering You and the well known but for the first time official - Matt Describes A Thing From the Internet. Also, more Q and A.

Some of the 50 words make mention of a creepy mythological dentata situation.

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Episode 81 - Goebbels' Gerbils

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss kids and cartoons and work, but not gripey work. We do some product reviews, which we haven't done in quite some time. Drinks and Food are judged arbitrarily and there is uncontrollable laughter.

Also, we cash in the Stache Poll.

Also, the Gummi Gallery!

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Dismemberment Plan - Manipulate Me
Galactus - The Fantastic Four Cartoon
The Acacia Strain - See You Next Tuesday
Tobacco - Hairy Candy
ddmmyyyy - Digital Haircut
Arsenio Hall feat Bill Clinton

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Episode 64 - Naked Man Fat-Weight

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We were not real well prepared, so the old standbyes - boring stories about our boring lives and news make an appearance. We discuss the 4000 dumbest people ever and questions about childhood. Also hatemongering vs irreverence vs fun.


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Hot Snakes - Hi Lites
Kid Crash - Slow Applause
The Haunted - One Kill Wonder
United Sons of Toil - Invention vs Innovation
Xbxrx - Regret
Digable Planets - Dog it

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Episode 54 - Honk the Children

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...

We're off to a great start with a lame topic. Fortunately, we quickly get sidetracked. We do some stories about Work, but the good kind, where we don't complain. Necromancers and Aliens and Ninjas, Oh My! Also, little kids.


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The Offspring - Nothing From Something
Divtech - Zombie Children of the Rave Whore
Anaal Nathrakh - Do Not Speak
Infidel Castro - Negativity
And I Watched You From Afar - K is For Killing

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Episode 53 - Shut Up Coma Boy 2 of 2

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Mike of The Review with Greg and Steve for the chilling conclusion. The Topics List continues, more Seth Putnam talk and the most convoluted conversation about employment ever... it leads into longest Too Gentlemen Role Play ever. Also, some politics, which also lead to a Too Gentlemen Role Play... maybe more offensive than the first one.

PS - There might be some silence at the end of the episode. Couldn't be helped. If I'm feeling adventurous, maybe I'll fix it over the weekend... but don't get your hopes up.

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Hot Hot Heat - Buzinezz az Uzual
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Dysrythmia - Iron Cathedral
65daysofstatic - Beats Like a Helix

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Episode 48 - Hoctopus

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John is brimming with topics. Un visita del gato, a revisit of some old topics and shameful confessions involving life, love and creative license. Also, anytime we say "last episode" or "last week" we mean Episode 46.


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Eek The Cat Theme Song
Powerman 5000 - The Earth Vs Me
Brujeria - Brujerizmo
Heliogable - Hooch
Acid Tiger - Feel it
Black Dice - Lazy TV
Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack (live)

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Episode 41 - TUSK!

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Drugs and epic moments in rock 'n' roll. Also work stuff (but not gripes), donuts and deep, dark, shameful confessions. It's a hoot!

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Doomsday Machine Schematic - Reality
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
Abba - The Piper
Bush - Machinehead
Blur - Song 2
Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams
Alanis Morisette - You Oughta Know
Radiohead - Karma Police

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Episode 39 - Pulling a Spoonful of Vicodin

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Guy Fartman comes full circle! Be there when the emotional levy breaks! Sweet moves & movies. Mountains of drugs revisited. Emails. Discussion of international outreach and intrigue. Also, inconsistent bleeping and John reviews a book and gets all philosophical.

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Heathen Foray - Armored Bards
Spoonful of Vicodin - My Idea of Anarchy is Taking a Dump on Company Time
Bushwick Bill - Don't Come Too Big
The Crown - The Tempter and The Bible Black
Stretch Armstrong - Outside Looking In
Victor Wooten - Song for My Father
Chaos Theory - Karate Chop

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Episode 35 - King John's Baloney Scepter

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Jobs, hair cuts, love, secrets of success and cosmic drops in cosmic buckets.
Also Moby, LCD Sound System, John's secret fondness for kid's music and a shameful lack of Black Metal.


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I - The Storm I Ride
Black Cross - Business is Everything
The Flashbulb - Girls Suck But I Don't
LCD Sound System - Thrills
Josh Dawson/Doomsday Machine Schematic - 90 NPS (90 Bitpunches Remix)
Wu Tang vs The Beatles - C.R.E.A.M.
Jaydiohead - Dirt Off Your Android

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Episode 34 - 4,000 Defeats

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Happy New Year, but an old episode, refreshed and made new in the wake tech trouble. Recorded in October and refreshed in December. Schemes, complaints and dubious rockstar activity. Also, later, pool girls, school girls and nudists. It's a zinger!


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Frantic Mantis - Dark Horizons
Medications - Exercise Your Futility
Amon Amarth - Bastards of a Lying Breed
Fuck the Facts - Dear Shit Book
Super Furry Animals - Crazy Naked Girls
Rhapsody - Holy Thunderforce

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Episode 32 - Savage Philasophical Fury

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A little preamble to the Christmas Special. Manly gift giving, Batman, blogging and John's Mystic Quest. Also, to wrap things up, some sultry topics from Kim and and a controversial 20 Questions.

John's Mystic Quest (savage, furious)

Josh's Mystic Quest (less savage, more informative, equally furious)

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Jonas Hellborg - Put the Shoe on the Other Foot
Freak Kitchen - Appetizer
Factums - Don Quixote
Nasum - I Hate People
Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA
So Many Dynamos - This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Wu Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck

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Episode 27 - Disco Balls feat. Al

This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Al, NJ's premeir McRibspert. We reminisce about job woes, corporate film rental woes and financial woes. Later, we convolute some memories and discuss fashion and food.

Let the reminiscing being!

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The Crown - Deathexplosion
Acid Tigers - Like Thunder
The Mushroom River Band - Proud of Being Cool
Bela Fleck and the Flecktones - Flying Saucer Dudes
Fairyland - Master of the Waves
Afraid! - Ha Ha
The Commodores - Brick House

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Episode 21 - Too Gentlemen Party On

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We turned 21, which means lots of liquor, and inevitably making an ass of yourself and throwing up somewhere where you shouldn't be throwing up. Then, talking about it later. This is later - a play-by-play of our darkest, basest, most debaucherous moments.


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The Berzerker - Reality
Hot Snakes - Audit in Progress
Breather Resist - The Pity party
These Arms Are Snakes - Big News
The Dismemberment Plan - That's When The Party Started

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Episode 14: Tim Part 2: Not. Shine.E.

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We conclude out adventures with Tim. Having gotten the musket out of our system, we're free to explore intellectual flippancies, other deadly weapons, ancient curses and magic. Also, a story with a dismembered mustache.


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The Berzerker - Reality
Deivos - Burning the Falsehood
Universal Order of Armageddon - Entire Vast Situation
The Trans Megetti - Soon Be Seeing You Later
Decahedron - Cause & Effect
Spawn of Possession - By a Thousand Deaths Fulfilled

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Episode 13 - Tim Part 1: Cowboy Action Shooting

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're visited by the much bespectacled, formerly mustachioed Tim - preterist, historical re-enactivist, video game designerist and generally great guy. Not our most bawdry, but epic nonetheless. A two-part romp of gentlemanly proportions through history, religion and cinema... with a gun! Nothing is safe!


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The Berzerker - Reality
Zyklon - No Name Above the Names
Hoods - The King is Dead
Hot Snakes - Light Up the Stars
Annoying Ringtone - Cold Hot Dog (fmdb.cc)
Frodus - Suspicion Breeds Confidence

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Episode 10 - Beefing with Mrs. Peacock

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John lies before the music even starts. Knife-fighting cheerleaders? Where are they? Not in this podcast! We fall prey to a noisy air conditioner, John loses a bet, Josh gives up sleeper holds, news is reviewed and anecdotes are exchanged. Also, epic names both discussed and bestowed.

Also, do you see this cat?!









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The Berzerker - Reality
The Dismemberment Plan - OK Jokes Over
Obits - Put it in Writing
Daughters - Boner X-Ray
Membrane - Burning
Young Widows - Easy Acting
Deivos - Wretched Idolatry

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Episode 8 - A Closed-Fisted Punch-Fight Against the American Dream

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss run-ins with the law, going green, work, dreams and dinner. Food is eaten. Mistakes are made. Names are dropped. Lastly, substantial, but seamless and invisible edits are made. As Yakov Smirnoff would say... "WHAT AN EPISODE!"


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The Berzerker - Reality
Travis Morrison - Word Cop
The Berzerker - Weapons of War
Milemarker - Idle Hands
Nasum - Idiot Parade
These Arms Are Snakes - Abracadabra

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Episode 6 - We Should Write an Angry Letter

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We gripe a bunch about work, are intruded upon, eat, complain about work more, become aware of how often we mention M.I.L.F.s, complain about other things, briefly talk about rap and death metal, then get shot down on the phone. An angry episode, but gentlemanly.


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The Berzerker - Reality
Daughters - The Hit
Gaza - Carnivore
Milemarker - Occupational Hazard
Bats & Mice - In Spite
Coldworker - A Custom-Made Hell
Young Widows - Swamped and Agitated

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