Episode 103 - Avid Lover of Cats

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guest Kim, whose mic is way too hot and peaks her mic a bunch and picks up the air conditioner the whole time. Awesome right? We get a Hollywood insider with Kim. There is a new segment that went well and other segments that went less well and John abandons the show halfway through. Also, Kim and Elaine will not be welcome back until they promise to not fidget with my mic cables. Also, I think I settled on a theme song and there are some technical issues that I'm still hashing out with this new mixer.

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Episode 102 - Love That Taste

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
John gets right to business with an awesome topic, as he boldly calls it. Later, a game is discussed, but not played, an old segment is revisited, discussed, made anew as a game and played and a popular segment is trotted out to fill time. It's a real gas!

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Episode 97 - The Grim Swamp Doth Fog Mine Eyes

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Another charming clip show... First, some pre-show banter whereupon we stumble the crossroads of Jurassic Park and Black Metal. An outtake from our foray into commercialization follows and is followed by a very angry segment and a game that may or may not have been published before

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Episode 95 - 50 Words

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We are joined by Matt again. Or at least Josh is joined by Matt. There are topics that are all right in Too Gentlemen wheelhouse: a Will Smith Movie and food, animals and Matts work. We rustle some jimmies and play some games. Some segments are coming back, including What's Bothering You and the well known but for the first time official - Matt Describes A Thing From the Internet. Also, more Q and A.

Some of the 50 words make mention of a creepy mythological dentata situation.

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Episode 94 - Grognardery

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Matt guest hosts. We have real A-List visitors and discuss podcasting. We explore the fuck palace/pagoda and movies/TV/movies. There's a hot new segment in which we take a hard analytical look at some things that bother our intrepid hosts, and that degrades into deep nerd talk. Also, a game.

Still limited by the art programs on my computer. LAME!!!!

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Episode 93 - Baloney Not Misogyny

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're visited by Elaine. We discuss Josh and Elaine's new place in gory detail, or the gory detail we've imagined therein and the valient conquest thereof. We discuss scams and emotions and lovely lovely games. Also, John has a topic.

Elaine said not to use a picture of her. You creeps might stalk her or some shit. Stay away from my fuck palace.

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Episode 88 - Serious Clown Business

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guests Matt is here again, and he has a last name all of a sudden. The unrelenting-if-poorly-recorded assault continues. There are topics - dark, dark topics, like a dark, dark, darrrrrk clown talk.
Matt pimps himself. There is a magic moment and John dips his nipple in the fires of Mount Fukushima and it comes out huge and radiated. Also, a world famous game.

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Polinski - Stitches
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
Jay Z - Blue Magic
Tobacco - Nuclear Waste Aerobics
Spinal Tap - Sex Farm

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Episode 85 - Crap Shoots & Bladders

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Kim is back to discuss more stuff, but not too much more. In fact, it was barely an episode, really. Supposed to just be a long segment, then, poof, there it was, episode 85. We discuss California, finally, and Kim initiates a retrospective. I hope you like the Necro Pope.


Kim, John and Josh not pictured. Only bullshit.

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Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Californicaiton
Queen - Princes of the Universe
Annal Nathrakh - To Err is Human, To Dream... Futile
Flashbulb - California Dreaming

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Episode 83 - Smells Like Minneola

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Shira, once again, again. If last week was a Summer Blockbuster, this week is the better, but critically-snubbed direct-to-DVD sequel. Mostly, it's 2 segments - old favorites, in fact. We judge some products and John shows his fierce competitive side in a game that no one likes.

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Mock Duck - Lowly Heights
Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
My Little Pony Theme
Josh - Fuel (Metallica Cover)

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Episode 77 - Megadump

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The bands/movies/shit I made up game returns, with a twist, in fact many twists, all from John. We sort stumble through the whole middle segment, in part by listing the tropes of 90s movies and also in part kind of discussing other movihttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifes and music sort of dryly. Then there's some good stories of ages past. Lots of music and videos to make up for missing content



Also, if you want to watch the Lottery in its entirety: Part 1 of 2 Part 2 of 2

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Venetian Snares - Poo Yourself Jason
Ablaze My Sorrow - Shrouded Are the Pleasures of the Flesh
Factums - Mumbles
Divorce Party - Womp
DJ Zebra - Shaft Al Malik
LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge
Trances Arc - Not So Tough

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Episode 76 - Eclipsed Moonlight Bonanza

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A classic episode - a Craiglisting adventure leads to deep band talk and we indict our own credibility. There's some Wikipedia fishing, conspiracy theory talk and a fun game. Out of the blue, we break out a loud role play that's pretty awesome. Also, we're getting to the point where we need new mics, and yet here you sit, listening.

As promised, the Mic Check.
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Also, Bro Icing, not Bro Frosting, which I think is what I said.



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Jurassic 5 - Radio
Grails - Silk Rd
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One
65daysofstatic - Conspiracy of Seeds
Echo is Your Love - Playlist Song
Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn

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Episode 74 - Blunk Lobby

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...

It starts off like a Christmas episode, replete with Christmas stuff: food, movies, gifts, family. In a dark turn, we veer into anger management advice, relationship advice and child predator advice. Also, word the poo-phobic, there's poo talk, then some reconcilliatory talk about how awful poo talk is.

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Reggie Watts - Christmas is for Fucking
Irepress - Pistole
Tribe Called Quest - Hot Sex
Disturbed - Down with the Sickness
Daft Punk - Da Funk

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Episode 72 - Kbone Thugs N Harmony

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Awkward Craigstlist stories, some tangential music talk and some clever editing. We do some news stories and a bit, and that fails, then there's some games and idle talk, which also fail. You're lucky we love you, because this episode was SOOOO much work.



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Jeru The Damaja - Come Clean
Municipal Waste - Terror Shark
Bone Thugs N Harmony - Notorious Thugz
Doomsday Machine Schematic - Speechless (At The Drive In Cover)
Brian Something - A Planet of Seas

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Episode 65 - Fist Poetry

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guest, Doc Hove. First, an indictment of communications as we know it followed promptly by a vibrant, soulful competition. Degrees are bestowed and challenges aplenty are met. Also, John takes conversations in directions and we shill.


Video by Doc Hove AKA Flexmaster Flex

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Big Black - Big Money
A Tribe Called Quest - Devoted
Chali 2na - International
Distortion of Life - No Brain
Travis Morrison - Churchgoer
The Offspring - Kill The President
Krs One - Can't Wake Up

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Episode 62 - Midwife Crisis

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Bill Joins us, and proves that parents are entertained by poop, too. Food and the older generation on the younger generation and stories of the old days, way back when, but oddly sans crotchetiness. We also discuss, but do not play, games and talk out our dreams and ambitions. Es mierda.



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The Flashbulb - My Cold Blue Father
Mongoloid Village - Shit Town USA
The Roots - Water
One Dimensional Man - Drink the Poison
Los Lobos - Cancion Del Mariachi
Julian Plenti - Games For Days
Rage Against the Machine - Fistful of Steel

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Episode 61 - 6 Nipples Tweaking

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A cavalcade of guests for Hurricane Party 2011. We discuss weather, food and drink, (some of which is consumed on mic), movies, and lots of contrived games like improv and mad libs. Also, chaos reigns when Elaine is loosed from her cage, and then played back in fast-forward.


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Reggie Watts - Rock It
SOD - Speak English or Die
Tribe Called Quest - Buggin Out
Rhapsody - The Village of Dwarves
Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark
The Mars Volta - Intertiatic ESP
Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane

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Episode 58 - Podcast Vacation City

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We arbitrarily end Season 2. We admit imperfection, talk on the truths about the internet (Jenkem, the Tree Octopus). We get retrospective. There's more on the guerrilla distribution campaign. It's a secret, so mum's the word, but we're BEGGING for feedback one - too.gentlemen@gmail.com. Also, an epic season finale, but the episodes not over yet so we awkwardly round it out. I wanted to call the episode "Astronomical Dildoes."

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Motorhead - The Game
Sanremo - Dove Si Va
One Diementional Man - Louis
Gorillaz - 19-2000
KRS One - Sound of Da Police
John - Beach Party Vacation City 2011
Josh - Workaday Pimp
Drive Like Jehu - Turn It Off

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Episode 56 - ESPN Ocho

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Josh is on vacation, so nothing's really getting done at TG HQ. Matt returns.... or he never left...spooky. After some reminiscence, a little NASA talk, a little Sports Talk, a little Music Talk and a really contrived game. Exciting.

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Venetian Snares - Absolute Smakatrosmic
Gigan - Skeletons of Steel, Timber and Blackened Granite
The Offspring - One Fine Day
The Mushroom River Band - Mud-Crusher
Battlemaster - Powerword: Kill
Eyes of Noctem - Annihilate
Eyes of Noctem - Thy Fire Within
East of the Wall - Clowning Achievement

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Episode 52 - A Numbers Game Part 1 of 2

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Mike of The Review with Greg and Steve.
Fair warning, this episode marks the first time I edited to make things less offensive (disgusting). We discuss sexual entrepreneuriality, obituaries, some ridiculously erect games and some topics from a list. Also, it turns very blue... very very very blue

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The Crystal Method - Name of the Game
Strapping Young Lad - AAA
Ruben Blade - Parao
Anal Cunt - You've Got Cancer
Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse - The Man Who Played God

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Episode 50 - Mr Poopypants

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Well, 50 episodes. We did it. And with more than a couple shamefully offensive shows. Kim joins us for one more. Baby body-mods, online dating, books and movies all come up. Also, Space Heaven and a really, really, really ejaculate-intensive Would You Rather.

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Amorphis - Relief x 2
Daitro - Part VI
Interpol - PDA
The Algorithm - Calculated Movements
Iron Maiden - Caught Somewhere In Time
L. Ron Hubbard - The Golden Age of Sci Fi

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