Episode 91 - President Mom

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We do a current event for the first time in a long time. Also, we address some older unexplored topics and dip into some movie talk and some games. In addition to having no music on this computer, I have no photo shop on this computer, so all of this weeks are is straight out of paint.

This is what it looked like this week, podcasting form within my giant water filled bubble

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Episode 72 - Kbone Thugs N Harmony

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Awkward Craigstlist stories, some tangential music talk and some clever editing. We do some news stories and a bit, and that fails, then there's some games and idle talk, which also fail. You're lucky we love you, because this episode was SOOOO much work.



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Jeru The Damaja - Come Clean
Municipal Waste - Terror Shark
Bone Thugs N Harmony - Notorious Thugz
Doomsday Machine Schematic - Speechless (At The Drive In Cover)
Brian Something - A Planet of Seas

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Episode 70 - The Sexy Sexy Sereniverse

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We start with some discussion of movies and TV and poorly researched current events. It's sweet. John tells some stories and there's burps and physical comedies, all of which gets Josh's funny card revoked, and an inquisition into his right to have any opinion at all is launched. It ends with the thrilling conclusions of questions and advice.













Also, fuck ya'll. Shriners. Drive. Tiny. Cars.


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The Simpsons Theme
Worst Episode Ever - Cape Feare
Death - Story to Tell
Euclid - Polite Guest
Bellafea - Run Rabbit Run
Organized Konfusion - Questions

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Episode 69 - Silver Bush

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The truth will will set you free. We discuss some old people, roses and prunes. Breaking news and advice, which, after recording, I've called The Straight Dope. Also, we anonymized it after recording. We also spoil Damned by Chuck Palahniuk.This is Josh's favorite outro music so far. It's the shit!















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Family Matters Acapella Theme
Old Accusers - The Wait
Cryptopsy - Crown of Horns
Static-X - Fix
William S. Burroughs - Words of Advice For Young People

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Episode 68 - Almost Nihilist in Our Approach to Comedy

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The Naked Gun Edition, which is primarily gym talk and dentist talk. Also, John fails at Veganism, a spacephone supplies news stories and media talk, wherein we discuss television and music. Also, some serious contexts.


What's Up Fat Lip


Lick the Witch


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Naked Gun OST
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Pixies - Broken Face
Holy Molar - Cavity Search
Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight
Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack
Tribe Called QUest - Ham N Eggs
Mongoloid Village - Ship of Fools
Tobacco - Lick the Witch
K-OS - Superstar Part Zero

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Episode 64 - Naked Man Fat-Weight

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We were not real well prepared, so the old standbyes - boring stories about our boring lives and news make an appearance. We discuss the 4000 dumbest people ever and questions about childhood. Also hatemongering vs irreverence vs fun.


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Hot Snakes - Hi Lites
Kid Crash - Slow Applause
The Haunted - One Kill Wonder
United Sons of Toil - Invention vs Innovation
Xbxrx - Regret
Digable Planets - Dog it

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Episode 57 - Alabama Understands

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A LOOOOOONG EPISODE. Mostly, it's side track-laden news reporting: pooping, yiffing and wild allergic reactions. There's also some food talk and eating and drinking on mic, but it's mostly just current events. And some celebrity chit chat. And some snail mail.


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Jurassic 5 - The Game
Boxcutter - Sidetrak
Big Business - Cold Lunch
Buke & Gass - Horse Head Nebula
Powerman 5000 - Public Menace, Freak, Human Fly
Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness
Yuhkinen - XXX
Will Smith - Wild Wild West

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Episode 52 - A Numbers Game Part 1 of 2

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Mike of The Review with Greg and Steve.
Fair warning, this episode marks the first time I edited to make things less offensive (disgusting). We discuss sexual entrepreneuriality, obituaries, some ridiculously erect games and some topics from a list. Also, it turns very blue... very very very blue

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The Crystal Method - Name of the Game
Strapping Young Lad - AAA
Ruben Blade - Parao
Anal Cunt - You've Got Cancer
Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse - The Man Who Played God

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Episode 47 - Signs of the Apocalypse

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
No clever quip in the title. Weird, right? Ghost Dad a.k.a. Pete Dawson returns with a compelling case for end of the world, although maybe not when Family Radio says. Science, religion, tradition, history and the Jersey Shore all come into play in this epic (long) episode!

Here's some links to:
His Blog Post about the Apocalypse
Mother Shipton
St. Malachy's Prophecies
Buddhist Prophecies
The Graph That Josh Didn't Understand
A Message Board Conversation About Huge Hadron Colliders, I think

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Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
1349 - Beyond the Apocalypse
Atrophia Red Sun- Sins of Nations
Jakob - Malachite
At The Gates - Legion
Divtech - The Reptilian Overlords
REM - It's the End of the world

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Episode 27 - Disco Balls feat. Al

This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Al, NJ's premeir McRibspert. We reminisce about job woes, corporate film rental woes and financial woes. Later, we convolute some memories and discuss fashion and food.

Let the reminiscing being!

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The Crown - Deathexplosion
Acid Tigers - Like Thunder
The Mushroom River Band - Proud of Being Cool
Bela Fleck and the Flecktones - Flying Saucer Dudes
Fairyland - Master of the Waves
Afraid! - Ha Ha
The Commodores - Brick House

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Episode 20 - Human Matter

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John compares himself to God. Also mosh pit etiquette, shitty kids doing shitty things and the finer points of orgy efficiency.

And keep your ears and eyes peeled for these two charmers.





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The Berzerker - Reality
Static-X - Push It
Gorguts - Drifting Remains
Milemarker - Staple
Harkonen - Your Name is Shit
Daughters - The First Supper

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Episode 19 - "Black Metal"

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Happy Labor Day! A noble experiment - we talk about music for almost the whole episode. Making music, recording music, watching music, listening to music, mourning music and objectively measuring the quality of music. Also beer and teaching man to ham.

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The Berzerker - Reality
Gaza - The Kicking Legs
Son of Aurelius - A Good Death
Helms Alee - Betwixt
Psyopus - Imogen's Puzzle
Trans Megetti - Excluding Me
Frantic Mantis - Delta to Delta
Behemoth - Sculpting the Throne of Seth
Converge - Dark Horse
Impaled Northern Moonforest - Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst the Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy

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Episode 17 - Loaded Up With Moon Units

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We shill for the music industry, discuss towering ambition and touch on deep philosophical issues. Also, fat people = not shitty. G-Mail us! Comment on us! Vote for us!


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The Berzerker - Reality
Gorguts - Hematological Allergy
Milemarker - Sex Jam Two: Insect Incest
Cryptopsy - Slit Your Guts
The Dismemberment Plan - Superpower (Remixed by Erik Gundel)
These Arms Are Snakes - Run It Through The Dog
Frodus - Wardialer
Helms Alee - Borrowed Wind

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Episode 12 - Too Gentlemen Represents Unconditional Love Existence

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Another televised gaff leads to a mom-unfriendly intro. We redeem ourselves by mocking stuff from the internet and having opinions on things, then get back to the nitty-gritty with some creepy foreign affairs coverage and magic rocket ship noises.

This Giant Olive Green Ball

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The Berzerker - Reality
Breach - Deadheads
Travis Morrison - The Word Cop
Young Widows - The Heat is Here
Wicked Wisdom - You Can't Handle This (Jada Pinkett's sweet metal band)
Woe - I See No Civilization
Creepy Japanese Infomercial
Creepy Japanese Infomercial
Nasum - Cornered

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Episode 11 - Jeepers! A 4th of July Special!

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Freedom, Independence, Liberty, Americana and various measures of America's bestness. America's swell! It's a fact! Also, eagles, the freedom of punching lobby and smack talking on the Reds, those bread-line-loving bastards.

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The Berzerker - Reality
The Star Spangled Banner
When Johnny Comes Marching Home
This Land is Your Land
America The Beautiful
Battle Hymn of the Republic
Yankee Doodle
America The Beautiful

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Episode 10 - Beefing with Mrs. Peacock

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John lies before the music even starts. Knife-fighting cheerleaders? Where are they? Not in this podcast! We fall prey to a noisy air conditioner, John loses a bet, Josh gives up sleeper holds, news is reviewed and anecdotes are exchanged. Also, epic names both discussed and bestowed.

Also, do you see this cat?!









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The Berzerker - Reality
The Dismemberment Plan - OK Jokes Over
Obits - Put it in Writing
Daughters - Boner X-Ray
Membrane - Burning
Young Widows - Easy Acting
Deivos - Wretched Idolatry

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Episode 9 - A Bean-Shaped Erogenous Episode

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This week, on Too Gentlemen... Not a Mom-safe episode. Mom, don't listen, please. Discussion of a televised gaff leads to a very blue episode where-in all things anatomical are discussed in mysterious, scientific and sometimes architectural terms. Special thanks to Wikipedia and Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg.

Also, a creepy video...


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The Berzerker - Reality
Trans Megetti - Brakes
These Arms Are Snakes - Angela's Secret
Hot Snakes - XOX
Cryptopsy - Defenestration
Milemarker - Make Love to the Camera Obscura

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Episode 8 - A Closed-Fisted Punch-Fight Against the American Dream

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss run-ins with the law, going green, work, dreams and dinner. Food is eaten. Mistakes are made. Names are dropped. Lastly, substantial, but seamless and invisible edits are made. As Yakov Smirnoff would say... "WHAT AN EPISODE!"


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The Berzerker - Reality
Travis Morrison - Word Cop
The Berzerker - Weapons of War
Milemarker - Idle Hands
Nasum - Idiot Parade
These Arms Are Snakes - Abracadabra

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Episode 5 - Our Bell-Ending Exploits

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Episode 2 - This Would be a Great Joke

Thinking maybe the background music too loud. More controversial issues: current events, a cannibalistic tear, jokes, a deep metaphysical violation and movies. The first time we recorded too much and cut the boring parts:

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The Berzerker - Reality
Breach - Bloodlines
These Arms Are Snakes - La Stanza Bianca
Obits - Light Sweet Crude
Nasum - Your Words Alone
Doomsday Machine Schematic - Dead Letters
The Berzerker - The Deception

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