Episode 76 - Eclipsed Moonlight Bonanza

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A classic episode - a Craiglisting adventure leads to deep band talk and we indict our own credibility. There's some Wikipedia fishing, conspiracy theory talk and a fun game. Out of the blue, we break out a loud role play that's pretty awesome. Also, we're getting to the point where we need new mics, and yet here you sit, listening.

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Also, Bro Icing, not Bro Frosting, which I think is what I said.



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Jurassic 5 - Radio
Grails - Silk Rd
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One
65daysofstatic - Conspiracy of Seeds
Echo is Your Love - Playlist Song
Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn

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Episode 75 - Pure Sass

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
An episode recorded through the Doomsday Machine Schematic PA. That's why we're so balls-hard and gritty - grindcore mixing board. This is, uh.... experimental. Not much in the way of content, but there are some static noisey spots and mic problems. It's mostly like dissociative fugue. Also, homelessness, serendipity, GI Joe and various New Years Count Downs.

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Devin Townsend - The Fluke
Drumcorps - Time
Reggie Watts - A Future In the Future
Portal - The Sweyy
Meshuggah - This Spiteful Snake
Sofy Major - Cobra Blanc
Mountain Goats - The Best Death Metal Band Ever in Denton

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Episode 62 - Midwife Crisis

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Bill Joins us, and proves that parents are entertained by poop, too. Food and the older generation on the younger generation and stories of the old days, way back when, but oddly sans crotchetiness. We also discuss, but do not play, games and talk out our dreams and ambitions. Es mierda.



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The Flashbulb - My Cold Blue Father
Mongoloid Village - Shit Town USA
The Roots - Water
One Dimensional Man - Drink the Poison
Los Lobos - Cancion Del Mariachi
Julian Plenti - Games For Days
Rage Against the Machine - Fistful of Steel

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Episode 59 - Glory Pot

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Technical difficulties and various auditory augmentations make this one of the most edited episodes to date. Sorry about occasional sound quality bombs. We're joined by Elaine, who has some smack to talk about Texas. It's a little boring, so I punched it up. Also, food, arguing and improv. Our acting grows more powerful by the episode.


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White Zombie - Gentlemen Junkie
Job For A Cowboy - Misery Reform
Black Cross - Guess Whos Coming to Dinner
DDMMYY - No Life
The Offspring - Way Down the Line
Aaron SPectre - Half Silver
DJ Zebra - You Really Got Me Remix

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Episode 57 - Alabama Understands

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A LOOOOOONG EPISODE. Mostly, it's side track-laden news reporting: pooping, yiffing and wild allergic reactions. There's also some food talk and eating and drinking on mic, but it's mostly just current events. And some celebrity chit chat. And some snail mail.


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Jurassic 5 - The Game
Boxcutter - Sidetrak
Big Business - Cold Lunch
Buke & Gass - Horse Head Nebula
Powerman 5000 - Public Menace, Freak, Human Fly
Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness
Yuhkinen - XXX
Will Smith - Wild Wild West

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Episode 56 - ESPN Ocho

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Josh is on vacation, so nothing's really getting done at TG HQ. Matt returns.... or he never left...spooky. After some reminiscence, a little NASA talk, a little Sports Talk, a little Music Talk and a really contrived game. Exciting.

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Venetian Snares - Absolute Smakatrosmic
Gigan - Skeletons of Steel, Timber and Blackened Granite
The Offspring - One Fine Day
The Mushroom River Band - Mud-Crusher
Battlemaster - Powerword: Kill
Eyes of Noctem - Annihilate
Eyes of Noctem - Thy Fire Within
East of the Wall - Clowning Achievement

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Episode 55 - Majority Sluts

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Matt for the first of 2 relatively single-minded episodes about one topic: Sluts. And not much else. Tangentially we touch on rape and lots of uncomfortable stuff about relationships. John talks alot... like ALOT. Also, it's vaguely sociological and vaguely scientific and vaguely mathematical. It's vaguely offensive too.

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Daughters - The Virgin
Heliogable - The Slapped and the Slapper
Spiritual Beggars - Another Way to Shine
Conifer - Crown Fire
Arsis - Half Past Corpse O'clock
The Lonely Islands - I'm on a Boat

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Episode 54 - Honk the Children

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...

We're off to a great start with a lame topic. Fortunately, we quickly get sidetracked. We do some stories about Work, but the good kind, where we don't complain. Necromancers and Aliens and Ninjas, Oh My! Also, little kids.


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The Offspring - Nothing From Something
Divtech - Zombie Children of the Rave Whore
Anaal Nathrakh - Do Not Speak
Infidel Castro - Negativity
And I Watched You From Afar - K is For Killing

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Episode 53 - Shut Up Coma Boy 2 of 2

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Mike of The Review with Greg and Steve for the chilling conclusion. The Topics List continues, more Seth Putnam talk and the most convoluted conversation about employment ever... it leads into longest Too Gentlemen Role Play ever. Also, some politics, which also lead to a Too Gentlemen Role Play... maybe more offensive than the first one.

PS - There might be some silence at the end of the episode. Couldn't be helped. If I'm feeling adventurous, maybe I'll fix it over the weekend... but don't get your hopes up.

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Hot Hot Heat - Buzinezz az Uzual
Gospel - Yr Electric Surge is Sweet
Anal Cunt - Technology's Gay
Dysrythmia - Iron Cathedral
65daysofstatic - Beats Like a Helix

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Episode 51 - The Trick is Hugs

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A surprisingly entertaining plan unfurls. Josh eats ice for awhile. We discuss economic, Nazis, the power of hugs, and Craigslist stuff which quickly gets off topic. Also Tooth Doctors and Kung Fu. Scary Kung Fu.








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Wu Tang vs The Beatles - Da Mystery of Chessboxin
Anamanaguchi - Sweet Sweet Dreams
Visceral Bleeding - Trephine the Malformed
Meshuggah - This Spiteful Snake
Some Kung Fu Music

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Episode 49 - The Apocalypse with Hoagie and the Flim Flam Man

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We literally countdown to the Apocalypse, but are unprepared when the world doesn't end. Consequently, there are some callbacks from previous episodes and a shameful amount of talk about balls.



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Portal - Trancending a Mere Multiverse
Fairylang - Assault on the Shore
Decahedron - Pay No Mind
The Crown - Doomsday King
At The Drive In - Heliotrope

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Episode 33 - The REAL Joy of Christmas

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss joys gift giving and getting, but mostly giving, which isn't what you'd think would happen, right? Also, Gwar, politics and listener feedback. iTunes it up people! And Google Black Peter, for real.

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Twisted Sister - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Twisted Sister - A Heavy Metal Christmas
Rob Halford - We Three Kings
Spinal Tap - Christmas With the Devil
Twisted Sister - Silver Bells
Twisted Sister - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
Rob Halford - O Come O Come Emmanuel
Venom - Black X-Mas
Halford - I Don't Care if it's Christmas Night
King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas

PS - I know the title of the episode is different in the MP3 file, but my internet access is limited, and I accidentally uploaded it without changing the title, so I demand that you change it yourself for the sake of continuity.

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Episode 28 - Too Buncockily

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Josh and John just aren't themselves. Weird. But fear not, they still talk about not being uptight, getting the most hot with a little groping and they revisit some old intellectual stomping grounds. I use the word "intellectual" as loosely as possible.

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ICP - Hokus Pokus
Sean Price - Get Ya Sket Mic
Putrid Pile - Blood Runs Red
Suicide Silence - Something Ivvisible
Evixxion - Transmission
Chris DeBurgh - Lady In Red (Screwed & Chopped remix by Mike Dikk)

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Episode 11 - Jeepers! A 4th of July Special!

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Freedom, Independence, Liberty, Americana and various measures of America's bestness. America's swell! It's a fact! Also, eagles, the freedom of punching lobby and smack talking on the Reds, those bread-line-loving bastards.

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The Berzerker - Reality
The Star Spangled Banner
When Johnny Comes Marching Home
This Land is Your Land
America The Beautiful
Battle Hymn of the Republic
Yankee Doodle
America The Beautiful

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