Episode 97 - The Grim Swamp Doth Fog Mine Eyes

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Another charming clip show... First, some pre-show banter whereupon we stumble the crossroads of Jurassic Park and Black Metal. An outtake from our foray into commercialization follows and is followed by a very angry segment and a game that may or may not have been published before

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Episode 95 - 50 Words

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We are joined by Matt again. Or at least Josh is joined by Matt. There are topics that are all right in Too Gentlemen wheelhouse: a Will Smith Movie and food, animals and Matts work. We rustle some jimmies and play some games. Some segments are coming back, including What's Bothering You and the well known but for the first time official - Matt Describes A Thing From the Internet. Also, more Q and A.

Some of the 50 words make mention of a creepy mythological dentata situation.

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Episode 94 - Grognardery

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Matt guest hosts. We have real A-List visitors and discuss podcasting. We explore the fuck palace/pagoda and movies/TV/movies. There's a hot new segment in which we take a hard analytical look at some things that bother our intrepid hosts, and that degrades into deep nerd talk. Also, a game.

Still limited by the art programs on my computer. LAME!!!!

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Episode 88 - Serious Clown Business

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guests Matt is here again, and he has a last name all of a sudden. The unrelenting-if-poorly-recorded assault continues. There are topics - dark, dark topics, like a dark, dark, darrrrrk clown talk.
Matt pimps himself. There is a magic moment and John dips his nipple in the fires of Mount Fukushima and it comes out huge and radiated. Also, a world famous game.

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Polinski - Stitches
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
Jay Z - Blue Magic
Tobacco - Nuclear Waste Aerobics
Spinal Tap - Sex Farm

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Episode 87 - Famous Babe Opposite

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guests Matt the HOVE and a miserable hissy hum noise. We get right into it - movie talk, Craigslist talk and apocalypse talk. There's a shockingly not heteronormative questions and answers segment. Then, there not-shockingly heteronormative talk on beer.




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Will Smith - Gettin Jiggy With It
Septic Flesh - Apocalypse
Kill Sadie - One Question
The Mushroom River Band - More Beer

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Episode 80 - Mother Pheasant Plucker

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We take a look back. A retrospective. A fond remembrance of times past. A show comprised of material that was so excellently funny, we couldn't risk including it in the original shows. A B-roll clip show... Episodes 33, 19, 44, 46, 47, 23 and 18. We touch on a bunch of Too Gentlemen standbys: drugs, deep band stuff, work, the WBC. You get the idea.



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PM5K - Organizized
Pig Destroyer - Black Centipede
Unwound - Murder Movies
Tom Jones - I Who Have Nothing
Elevator Music Comp - Rain Stops Play

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Episode 75 - Pure Sass

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
An episode recorded through the Doomsday Machine Schematic PA. That's why we're so balls-hard and gritty - grindcore mixing board. This is, uh.... experimental. Not much in the way of content, but there are some static noisey spots and mic problems. It's mostly like dissociative fugue. Also, homelessness, serendipity, GI Joe and various New Years Count Downs.

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Devin Townsend - The Fluke
Drumcorps - Time
Reggie Watts - A Future In the Future
Portal - The Sweyy
Meshuggah - This Spiteful Snake
Sofy Major - Cobra Blanc
Mountain Goats - The Best Death Metal Band Ever in Denton

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Episode 71 - Pize On This

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Matt to discuss the cultural bastardization of America. It's classy and meaningful and there's beer for the second episode in a row. We get deep up in there. Also, we discuss love lives and, in a shameful grab for content, we read text messages. The episode was almost called "Fist the Rainbow."

Furthermore, even though I said "Ricist" and tried to do it with a little southern draw, it sounded like I just said "Racist" and my rice pun fell flat. I thought it was soooooo clever.



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Aram Khatchaturian-Gayane - Ballet Suite
Venetian Snares - A Lot of Drugs
Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex
One Dimensional Man - Big Deal
Practical Weapon - Fist
Richard Strauss - Thus Spake Zarathustra

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Episode 65 - Fist Poetry

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guest, Doc Hove. First, an indictment of communications as we know it followed promptly by a vibrant, soulful competition. Degrees are bestowed and challenges aplenty are met. Also, John takes conversations in directions and we shill.


Video by Doc Hove AKA Flexmaster Flex

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Big Black - Big Money
A Tribe Called Quest - Devoted
Chali 2na - International
Distortion of Life - No Brain
Travis Morrison - Churchgoer
The Offspring - Kill The President
Krs One - Can't Wake Up

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Episode 56 - ESPN Ocho

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Josh is on vacation, so nothing's really getting done at TG HQ. Matt returns.... or he never left...spooky. After some reminiscence, a little NASA talk, a little Sports Talk, a little Music Talk and a really contrived game. Exciting.

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Venetian Snares - Absolute Smakatrosmic
Gigan - Skeletons of Steel, Timber and Blackened Granite
The Offspring - One Fine Day
The Mushroom River Band - Mud-Crusher
Battlemaster - Powerword: Kill
Eyes of Noctem - Annihilate
Eyes of Noctem - Thy Fire Within
East of the Wall - Clowning Achievement

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Episode 55 - Majority Sluts

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Matt for the first of 2 relatively single-minded episodes about one topic: Sluts. And not much else. Tangentially we touch on rape and lots of uncomfortable stuff about relationships. John talks alot... like ALOT. Also, it's vaguely sociological and vaguely scientific and vaguely mathematical. It's vaguely offensive too.

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Daughters - The Virgin
Heliogable - The Slapped and the Slapper
Spiritual Beggars - Another Way to Shine
Conifer - Crown Fire
Arsis - Half Past Corpse O'clock
The Lonely Islands - I'm on a Boat

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Episode 48 - Hoctopus

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
John is brimming with topics. Un visita del gato, a revisit of some old topics and shameful confessions involving life, love and creative license. Also, anytime we say "last episode" or "last week" we mean Episode 46.


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Eek The Cat Theme Song
Powerman 5000 - The Earth Vs Me
Brujeria - Brujerizmo
Heliogable - Hooch
Acid Tiger - Feel it
Black Dice - Lazy TV
Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack (live)

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Episode 44 - Gusto & Panache

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're back.... at least one of us is. Matt fills in for John and, among other things, we discuss topics, movies, tasteless jokes, games and, finally, INTERNET MEMES! Also, discussions of Vin, Dwayne, Denzel and Snoop Dogg, in 2 different contexts.


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Sins of Omission - Eager for the Fray
Liquid Tension Experiment - Chewbacca
Jurassic 5 - Break
The Flashbulb - Red Vector Acid Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan - Black Bubblegum x 2
The Mushroom River Band - Simsalabim
Verenpisara - Huutoni
Baby Got Back Remix - Sir Mix-A-Lot and Josh Dawson

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Episode 26 - White Guys in an Attic Part 2

This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The thrilling conclusion to the Season 2 Premier. Still no solid theme song. Still more guests. Still rap battling! Stories from our sordid pasts and musical encounters that will shape our futures. Also, deep analysis of dick-centricity.


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The Dismemberment Plan - Do The Standing Still
These Arms Are Snakes - Big News
Aaron Spectre - Voices
KRS One - Stop Frontin'
Annoying Ringtone - Magicstars
Wu Tang Clan - Da Mystery of Chessboxin'

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Episode 3 - Quality Grandma feat. Matt "The Hove" Hovern

This was our first foray into having a guest. Due to hardware and software problems day of, we only have 2 mics, so the sound quality is of inconsistent quality, and has too much reverb. Matt is an expert on our old boss's cat, but the conversation karoomed through epic adventures, epic battles, epic conspiracies, borderline racism and John makes fun of Matt and Josh for flexing the geek muscle. Epic.

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The Berzerker - Reality
Fuck the Facts - Unnamed
Dirve Like Jehu - Human Interest
Drive Like Jehu - New Math
Gaza - Cult
Kill Sadie - The Cocktail Party Effect
Nasum - Words to Die For
THe Dismemberment Plan - Secret Curse

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