Episode 103 - Avid Lover of Cats

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Special Guest Kim, whose mic is way too hot and peaks her mic a bunch and picks up the air conditioner the whole time. Awesome right? We get a Hollywood insider with Kim. There is a new segment that went well and other segments that went less well and John abandons the show halfway through. Also, Kim and Elaine will not be welcome back until they promise to not fidget with my mic cables. Also, I think I settled on a theme song and there are some technical issues that I'm still hashing out with this new mixer.

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Episode 95 - 50 Words

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We are joined by Matt again. Or at least Josh is joined by Matt. There are topics that are all right in Too Gentlemen wheelhouse: a Will Smith Movie and food, animals and Matts work. We rustle some jimmies and play some games. Some segments are coming back, including What's Bothering You and the well known but for the first time official - Matt Describes A Thing From the Internet. Also, more Q and A.

Some of the 50 words make mention of a creepy mythological dentata situation.

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Episode 94 - Grognardery

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Matt guest hosts. We have real A-List visitors and discuss podcasting. We explore the fuck palace/pagoda and movies/TV/movies. There's a hot new segment in which we take a hard analytical look at some things that bother our intrepid hosts, and that degrades into deep nerd talk. Also, a game.

Still limited by the art programs on my computer. LAME!!!!

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Episode 93 - Baloney Not Misogyny

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're visited by Elaine. We discuss Josh and Elaine's new place in gory detail, or the gory detail we've imagined therein and the valient conquest thereof. We discuss scams and emotions and lovely lovely games. Also, John has a topic.

Elaine said not to use a picture of her. You creeps might stalk her or some shit. Stay away from my fuck palace.

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Episode 92 - Gently Used

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We are visited Reid, Josh's younger, but not ungentlemanly brother. Mostly, we discuss Reid's grand adventure. In the course of that, we talk about cartoons, hipsters, music, movies, Fraiser, Seinfeld, Stephen King and bean bag chairs. Also shit that is or is not on lock down and a sweet new game that's sweeping the nation. Also, sorry Josh's mic is piercingly loud.

We decided to embarrass Reid with a cool 90s rock-guy photo. Way to look unironically cool, Reid!

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Episode 90 - Dipping Low on the Couth Meter

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We start off the show discussing homemaking in the fuck palace and discussing words that we can and can't say, which is a Too Gentlemen leitmotif at this point. Also food, weird sex stuff, movies and killing sprees. Wrap it up in a bow with some TV and work talk and you've got an episode.

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Episode 89 - Three Pennies

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by special guest Phil "Lipper" Giodosomethingsomething... I never doubled checked how to spell it. We briefly discuss work, then move onto brutal death metal bands and the members therein. There are controversial topics and fundamental questions. NOTHING IS SAFE! Also, we mull over the words you can and can't say on our podcast and drink beer.

www.PhillyisFunny.com   |    @plipg

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Episode 86 - Absolutely Men

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss Insurances of various kinds, all supplied, of course, by Too Gentlemen. Then we have topics, both prepared and impromptu. We're visited by Glen and Ben and we discuss another friend of mine, The Count. Also, stories from college and more topics.




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The Dismemberment Plan - OK Jokes Over
The Men - Shittin with the Shah
Strike Anywhere - Hand of Glory
Marilyn Manson - This I Halloween

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Episode 85 - Crap Shoots & Bladders

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
Kim is back to discuss more stuff, but not too much more. In fact, it was barely an episode, really. Supposed to just be a long segment, then, poof, there it was, episode 85. We discuss California, finally, and Kim initiates a retrospective. I hope you like the Necro Pope.


Kim, John and Josh not pictured. Only bullshit.

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Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Californicaiton
Queen - Princes of the Universe
Annal Nathrakh - To Err is Human, To Dream... Futile
Flashbulb - California Dreaming

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Episode 84 - Backsplosion Pack

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Kim. This was intended to be a one-parter, but it turned into a two-parter. Uhm... I lost the synopsis for the episode, so not much in the way of description here. Sorry, the music usually has SOMETHING to do with our topics, so read that and guess.

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Doomsday Machine Schematic - Necro Hellride
Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
T-Pain - I'm In Love With a Stripper

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Episode 81 - Goebbels' Gerbils

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This week on Too Gentlemen...
We discuss kids and cartoons and work, but not gripey work. We do some product reviews, which we haven't done in quite some time. Drinks and Food are judged arbitrarily and there is uncontrollable laughter.

Also, we cash in the Stache Poll.

Also, the Gummi Gallery!

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Dismemberment Plan - Manipulate Me
Galactus - The Fantastic Four Cartoon
The Acacia Strain - See You Next Tuesday
Tobacco - Hairy Candy
ddmmyyyy - Digital Haircut
Arsenio Hall feat Bill Clinton

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Episode 78 - Flipping the Dog

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Kim for school, accomplishments and big news! There's some friendly banter, a more or less successful improv, a thrilling story about Detectice Cake Von Icing and some technical difficulties. Pretty much, its legitimate shit. Also, we debut a hot new game. HOT!



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Black Cross - Roll Up Your Sleeves
Brain Banger - Creeper
Heliogable - Over Rump Waltz
United Sons of Toil - The Irish Problem
Hot Snakes - Think About Carbs
Bruno - Respect Yourself

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Episode 76 - Eclipsed Moonlight Bonanza

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
A classic episode - a Craiglisting adventure leads to deep band talk and we indict our own credibility. There's some Wikipedia fishing, conspiracy theory talk and a fun game. Out of the blue, we break out a loud role play that's pretty awesome. Also, we're getting to the point where we need new mics, and yet here you sit, listening.

As promised, the Mic Check.
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Also, Bro Icing, not Bro Frosting, which I think is what I said.



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Jurassic 5 - Radio
Grails - Silk Rd
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One
65daysofstatic - Conspiracy of Seeds
Echo is Your Love - Playlist Song
Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn

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Episode 74 - Blunk Lobby

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...

It starts off like a Christmas episode, replete with Christmas stuff: food, movies, gifts, family. In a dark turn, we veer into anger management advice, relationship advice and child predator advice. Also, word the poo-phobic, there's poo talk, then some reconcilliatory talk about how awful poo talk is.

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Reggie Watts - Christmas is for Fucking
Irepress - Pistole
Tribe Called Quest - Hot Sex
Disturbed - Down with the Sickness
Daft Punk - Da Funk

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Episode 72 - Kbone Thugs N Harmony

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
Awkward Craigstlist stories, some tangential music talk and some clever editing. We do some news stories and a bit, and that fails, then there's some games and idle talk, which also fail. You're lucky we love you, because this episode was SOOOO much work.



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Jeru The Damaja - Come Clean
Municipal Waste - Terror Shark
Bone Thugs N Harmony - Notorious Thugz
Doomsday Machine Schematic - Speechless (At The Drive In Cover)
Brian Something - A Planet of Seas

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Episode 71 - Pize On This

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Matt to discuss the cultural bastardization of America. It's classy and meaningful and there's beer for the second episode in a row. We get deep up in there. Also, we discuss love lives and, in a shameful grab for content, we read text messages. The episode was almost called "Fist the Rainbow."

Furthermore, even though I said "Ricist" and tried to do it with a little southern draw, it sounded like I just said "Racist" and my rice pun fell flat. I thought it was soooooo clever.



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Aram Khatchaturian-Gayane - Ballet Suite
Venetian Snares - A Lot of Drugs
Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex
One Dimensional Man - Big Deal
Practical Weapon - Fist
Richard Strauss - Thus Spake Zarathustra

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Episode 69 - Silver Bush

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
The truth will will set you free. We discuss some old people, roses and prunes. Breaking news and advice, which, after recording, I've called The Straight Dope. Also, we anonymized it after recording. We also spoil Damned by Chuck Palahniuk.This is Josh's favorite outro music so far. It's the shit!















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Family Matters Acapella Theme
Old Accusers - The Wait
Cryptopsy - Crown of Horns
Static-X - Fix
William S. Burroughs - Words of Advice For Young People

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Episode 63 - Pardon the Term

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
I suspect this episode is irreverent on a previous unachieved level. There are topics, cars, numbers and scams that lead off the show. We memorialize tragic events and discuss the sciences of some things. There are 2 would-you-rathers, both completely rhetorical situations and, while we don't say it directly, this was recorded on the Tin Anniversary of 9/11.


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Iron Maiden - The Trooper
Pig Destroyer - Tickets to a Car Crash
The Black Dahlia Murder - Everything Went Black
Lento - Need
Sanrema - Song to the Moon
Joe Satriani - One Robot's Dream

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Episode 55 - Majority Sluts

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Matt for the first of 2 relatively single-minded episodes about one topic: Sluts. And not much else. Tangentially we touch on rape and lots of uncomfortable stuff about relationships. John talks alot... like ALOT. Also, it's vaguely sociological and vaguely scientific and vaguely mathematical. It's vaguely offensive too.

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Daughters - The Virgin
Heliogable - The Slapped and the Slapper
Spiritual Beggars - Another Way to Shine
Conifer - Crown Fire
Arsis - Half Past Corpse O'clock
The Lonely Islands - I'm on a Boat

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Episode 52 - A Numbers Game Part 1 of 2

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This week, on Too Gentlemen...
We're joined by Mike of The Review with Greg and Steve.
Fair warning, this episode marks the first time I edited to make things less offensive (disgusting). We discuss sexual entrepreneuriality, obituaries, some ridiculously erect games and some topics from a list. Also, it turns very blue... very very very blue

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The Crystal Method - Name of the Game
Strapping Young Lad - AAA
Ruben Blade - Parao
Anal Cunt - You've Got Cancer
Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse - The Man Who Played God

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